5 Startup Cliche's We All Know Too Well

Get ready to roll your eyes

1. Same outfit everyday

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Our closet is made of ten outfits of the same monotone colour shirt, jeans, and shoes. That's all we don't have variety in our life. You might as well call us tasteless. Or Mark Zuckerburg (we wouldn't mind that)

2. Being tech and design savvy

We apparently know how to use all of Adobe Creative Cloud's design tools and code like we've been hacking all our lives all while carrying a Computer Science degree in our pockets. Nah b.

3. We eat like shit

Apparently people think we only eat pizza for the rest of our busy lives. Sure most of us have no time to cook, but ramen isn't our only option in terms of getting energy.

4. "Disruptive"

Okay, we have a more vast vocab than just saying the words disrupt in all meanings in a sentence. We don't go "Yo man that concert was lit!" "I know right? Completely disrupted my mind"

5. No work

I know that you know that everyone knows that startups and huge tech companies (Silicon Valley anyone?) bribe us with fun games and ping pong tables along side beer on tap as well. BUT WE WORK I SWEAR WE DO WE WORK EVERYDAY OF OUR LIVES, CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS IN LIFE TOO??