1. No matter how careful you are, someone's gonna know.
2. Romantic relationships always screw up working relationships.
3. The awkward carpools.
4. You could end up making co-workers jealous, and nobody needs that.
5. Nobody wants to know about your sex life.
6. You're bound to create a whole HR situation.
7. The breakups can get real bad.
8. Once you've dated one co-worker, suddenly everyone thinks it's open season.
9. Bottom line: Things could get weird.
10. REAL weird.
All-new Archer episodes start Monday, January 13 at 10 p.m.
All clips courtesy of FX.