1. These chocolates.
2. Bubble curling wand, or electric butt plug?
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The joke has written itself here.
3. These lipstick sculptures by Livia Marin.
4. The gigantic butt plug masquerading as a Christmas tree in Paris.
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Designed by the U.S artist Paul McCarthy. We dutifully covered it in October.
5. Paul McCarthy really loves butt plug art, man.
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6. This gnome also appreciates butt plugs. I think it's actually supposed to be a hat, but we know the truth.
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Art for the Nether region, based on your Nether region.
7. Ancient Roman perfume bottles also happen to look like Ancient Roman sex toys.
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Coincidence? I think not. Perfume has always been considered a method of seduction.
8. Another "perfume bottle" for your consideration.
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9. Last butt not least, a plug that is also a butt.
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Breaking my own rules here, butt you'll excuse me. Sorry not sorry.
Jennifer Lawrence has likely purchased every one of these items by now. Right behind you, JLaw.
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