WhataburgerIn the shower with another girlPlaying FifaReading the bibleH&M shopping for plaidDriving around Mesquite missing Vanessa
Wifing her upOnly if she agrees to shower with meDepends on if she has read the bible 5 timesDepending on how much plaid she wearsIf she beats me in TennisI'll take anyone at this point
NakedLoves the Lord more than meCovered in plaidVanessa ParraAnything goesWilling to live in Chile
Which Of Parra's Boys Are You?
Loves Jesus, wants to go into ministry, and is to stupid to realize how hot Parra is.
Plays basketball, thinks he's the ish, and the girls are probably intoxicated.
Is still in love with Parra, even though she does not want to get back together with him.
Wears a lot of plaid, talks to much, and drives Parra crazy.
Is desperate for any girl at this point.