WhataburgerIn the shower with another girlPlaying FifaReading the bibleH&M shopping for plaidDriving around Mesquite missing Vanessa
Wifing her upOnly if she agrees to shower with meDepends on if she has read the bible 5 timesDepending on how much plaid she wearsIf she beats me in TennisI'll take anyone at this point
NakedLoves the Lord more than meCovered in plaidVanessa ParraAnything goesWilling to live in Chile
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