1. So..
me: *sees the Obama family leaving the White House *walks up* me: so what y'all finna get into?
2. Same
me rn
3. This painful reminder
"Yoo hoo, guys, over here, over here... I got 3 million more votes than him. Just sayin'."
4. same
I am also swearing in today. Swearing in my home, swearing in the gym, swearing in my head
5. J.K. Rowling was not subtle and we're ok with it
"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." Samuel Johnson
6. Slate asked the question we were all thinking
POLL: Does Donald Trump look scared? https://t.co/jrWVxgGpPr
7. Sam Bee's team called him out immediately
Noticed you had to use an old Obama inauguration photo for your banner, so we fixed it for you.
8. Valid question
Isn't American Carnage opening for 3 Doors Down next week?
9. Poetry was composed
Two paths diverged in a wood and America took the Psychopath.
10. True
The attendance for the Inauguration may seem light, but you have to understand how brutal the commute is from Moscow.
11. Michelle and Hillary are all of us
"Girl" "Girl I know girl"
12. It might just be too much.
If I have to listen to this man's sinuses for the next four years, I may wind up in federal prison.
13. It's too much
trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration* god:
14. Thank you for this hashtag #NAHguration
favorite photo of the day #NAHGuration
15. Can you fact check that?
"Rain is a sign of God's blessing" Y'all wanna tell this man the story of Noah or nah? #NAHGuration
16. Bonus because it's true.
We are all Michelle
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