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57 Proper Ways To Ask About Bastille's New Album

Don't leave me hangin'.

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This is Bastille.

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You might know them from their hit song "Pompeii". And it's been THREE years since their debut album Bad Blood.

Look at that iPhone interface!
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Look at that iPhone interface!

Needless to say, fans are getting impatient.

So...about LP2...@bastilledan @Woodythedrum @willyfarquarson @Kyle_JSimmons #3yearsofbadblood

Like really impatient.

So here's all the ways you can ask Bastille where the hell album number two is.

# Where is the album?

# WHERE'S THE ALBUM?

# But where is the album?

# What about the album?

# Why isn't the album out yet?

# Do you know when you're releasing your album?

# Is there an update on the new album?

# Hey, where is the album?

# Yo, where is the album?

# Oi mate, where is the album?

# When can we expect the new album?

# Album?

# Album?????????

# ALBUM???!?!??!?!?!

# I see that you're tweeting, is it about the new album?

# I see that you're Instagramming, is it the cover of the new album?

# When you said the album is coming soon, what did you mean by "soon"?

# When you say "before the end of the year," do you mean like December??

# Here's an idea: release the album.

# How are you going to play festivals without a new album?

# You can go to concerts but you can't release an album?

# You can go outside but you can't release album?

# You can exist in the world but you can't release an album?

# ¿Dónde está el álbum?

# Où est l'album?

# Wo ist das album?

# Dove è l'album ?

# Var är albumet?

# Πού είναι το άλμπουμ?

# 哪裡的專輯?

# Ok but where is the album though?

# Is there even an album?

# DAAAAAAMN DANIEL, where is the new album?

# Will the new album be released before the summer?

# Before Beyoncé's?

# Before Lady Gaga's?

# Before Frank Ocean's?

# How many times will Kanye release The Life of Pablo before you release your album?

# What's your favorite song...from the new album?

# What's your favorite lyric...from the new album?

# What's your favorite note...from the new album?

# Eh eh eh oh where is the new album?

# But if you close your eyes, will there be a new album?

# Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all since there's no new album?

# How am I going to be an optimist about you not releasing the new album?

# Do you like "Hamilton"?

# Ask Jeeves

# Send them an email

# Send them a written letter

# Send them an Edible Arrangement

# Send them a singing telegram

# Send them a message in a bottle

# Send them a carrier pigeon

# Send out morse code

# Send smoke signals

# COME TO BRAZIL

# Or you could just wait for the new album?

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