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Mirror Mirror On The Wall, What Potato Am I?

It's a late night drive and you're listening to...

What are you watching on TV?

What's your signature accesory?

What is your role in preparing the potato dish?

What did you major in?

What kind of soup are you having?

What does Youtube recommend you?

Pick a 2015 cringey niche.

Go-to clothing brand

What do you like to read?

fuck you. just kidding. I'm sorry. Sincerely. I'm imagining you're at like a Fourth of July celebration (you're patriotic). Like you're at my cousin's graduation. And we all get in line to take a picture and a lady comes up to take the picture and says "Say 'I like boys!' Sorry Matthew." You're that lady. Yeah... that was weird. You're definitely active in your community. You definitely volunteer. And host events. Also I think ur funny. Like not to me, but to your generation. Yeah, you're a boomer. And you have a wooden sign in your kitchen that says something like "it's Wine O' Clock" or "I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I can't forget." You have a dog with an uncreative name. Or your kid named it.

Potato salad

Like classic, a little basic, but in a good way, like it's basic for a reason. Like homey, and idk I feel like mashed potatoes are mom friend vibes. Cozy, maternal. Timeless! Reese Witherspoon absolutely embodies mashed potatoes. Or like Oprah. Maybe like Taylor Swift. Are you on booktok? I feel like mashed potatoes have read Little House on the Prairie. And you wanted Kirsten the American Girl Doll.

Mashed potato

Like mashed potatoes but step up the class. Like your American Girl Doll was Samantha. A little pretentious, but like you're genuinely intelligent. A true Ravenclaw. Like you genuinely have interesting things to say. Hermione. You have strong opinions on things. And they're right. And you know it. You're like a very disorganized professor. You are Robin Williams in Dead Poet's Society. You are absolutely a milf. Speaking of milfs, Cate Blanchett.

Roasted potato

I'm sorry to say, but you peaked in highschool. But luckily people remember you fondly. Like I think you're really funny. You're like the color red, like a bright red. I feel like if you're a french fry you have cool sneakers. Like you're Pete Davidson. Like people consistently come back to you even though you're not that good for them but like he's funny so he gets away with it. Cultural staple. I love you. But also one of the most beloved type of potato. Do you play sports? If you know him, you're Freddy Wolfe.

French fry

A bit more elusive. Kinda childish, but not in like the immature way, but like a childish energy to you. Big on cartoons. Disney adult? But good taste, like Steven Universe, She-rah. At one point you were Jade Underwood. JoJo Siwa vibes? But also 2014 youtuber. Lilly Singh? Potato chips are Steven Universe themselves. I feel like potato chips are very emotionally intelligent. A good listener. Is Lin Manuel Miranda a potato chip? Like yes, his talent is undeniable, but also like, kinda cringe... I have a lot of respect for potato chips. You probably read a lot of YA romance.

Potato chip

Ooh, you're definitely on tiktok. You think you're a lot more cool and indie and alternative than you actually are. You think you're unique. And like you kind of are, but you have a very curated image of yourself. Victim to microtrends. "Curate" is a buzzword. I love waffle fries. Are you the main character? You are very charming. The sexiest form of potatoes? Like Amandla Stenberg? That like crowd of young celebrities. Billie Eilish. I think Florence Pugh is a waffle fry. I think waffle fries read self help books, but not millenial self-help books, like idk The Body Keeps Score. If you're a waffle fry you have to be to some extent artsy. You've probably owned a ukulele or a guitar. You definitely had a Dodie phase. You shop at Lush. You also talk a lot about honing your personal style.

Waffle fry

ur jewish. and you love hosting events.  *a strong jewish woman was involved in the making of this quiz, don't worry

Latke

ur italian. and you won't shut up about it. And btw you're on a health food kick. *a strong italian woman was involved in the making of this quiz

Gnocchi

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