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Which Friend On The Friendship Banana Are You?

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Haters will say you spend too much time in Swem but you dgaf. Probably the baddest bitch on campus, you’re here to get shit done and you don’t have time for nonsense. You like to think that you’re not very friendly but the truth is you have a heart of gold and are ready and willing to do the most for all of your friends. Quite possibly one of the most put together people on the planet, you demand the best of yourself and to an extent those around you. Thank you for helping as all to be better human beings by leading by example. We are humbled in your presence. Honestly not sure why anyone is surprised you’re such a goddess when you came labeled as such.   
Calling Card: All black OOTD

Athena

Classic Mom. You can be a little bit naggy, maybe even a little bit bossy—you like to think people know you have their best interests at heart though. You walk around constantly a little frazzled but tend to make things work out in the end. You probably complain a bit too much, but equally enjoy listening to any chisme that comes your way. It’s possible that you spend a little bit too much time alone in your room, but hey, so did Emily Dickinson.   
Calling Card: Historical romance novel and a cup of tea.

Mackenzie

You borrow ~a lot~. HOWEVER, you also give a lot—possibly even more than you borrow. You are what many would consider the glue that holds this banana together. You are not afraid to tell people whats what to their face, and everyone comes to you first with their problems. You are consulted about a wide range of topics including but not limited to: what food to eat, what outfit to wear, which shoes match best, how twerking is even supposed to work, and whether or not he’s ~that into you~. Thank you for always being the one to reach out and for always being your best self and expecting others to be their best selves as well. You bring color and happiness with you wherever you go and this banana would be very dull without you indeed.   
Calling Card: Midnight pop song serenades

Sophia

You are quite possibly the most difficult human being alive. In your natural habitat you can be found studying tirelessly for Orgo Chem and also looking at pics of hot guys online. Much like a cat, you spend time only with people after deciding they are worthy of your presence (thanks, I guess?). You are extremely cultured when it comes to food and extremely particular when it comes to your hair. You tend to wear a lot of floral patterned shorts and color coordinated tops. You also watch a lot of medical school music videos and listen to a lot of K-pop. Even though you technically live on the second floor we all know your true home is upstairs. Despite your best efforts to appear unaffected by us, everyone on the banana can feel your love because of the food you share and the rare hugs you dole out. Know that we love back just as fiercely <3. Please remember us one day when you’re a famous doctor.   
Calling Card: Food Snaps

Jason

You’re famous for one liners that no one else really understands but appreciates anyway. You’re down to try anything at least once and don’t let things like the law or societal expectations get in the way of your fun. You truly march to the beat of your own drum and honestly everyone is here for it. Possibly the most loyal of all the friends on the banana, you’re always the person to make sure no man is left behind on a night out, but you’re equally as prepared to leave early if someone isn’t ~feeling it~. You genuinely want to see everyone included and though you have a lot of discerning opinions on art, literature, and dick pics, and feet alike, you’d never discount or judge anyone else’s harebrained schemes or ideas as invalid and you are much loved for this <3.   
Calling Card: Falling asleep anywhere and everywhere

Zoë

Most people quit college and work at McDonalds. You’d probably quit to become a model. Easily spotted practicing yoga, snapping cool polaroids, or running late to Adventure Games you appear to live what many would call a charmed life. What they are missing is the incredible amount of hard work and determination you put into every aspect of your life. You genuinely take care with each and everyone of your decisions and are incredibly intelligent as well as beautiful. You deserve each bit of sunshine, happiness, and nap-time that comes your way. Usual haunts include aromas cafe and your v hip hammock. #tevas4lyfe   
Calling Card: Instagram famous aesthetic

Julia

~Kween~ Quietly incredibly accomplished, you’re going to leave everyone else on this godforsaken banana behind and graduate early. Maybe you don’t always have the most to say but you make your comments count. You’re often found sitting back and taking in the insanity. No one is 100% sure why you put up with the amount of bullshit that goes down, but you are much loved for doing so. Lord knows you need a glass of wine after all of the the real life adult things that you constantly do. Please always stay as awesome as you are right now and also thank you for spending time with the rest of us mere mortals.   
Calling Card: Best. Laugh. Ever

KaShea

You’re what some might call the ~tender~ member of the group. You love to throw shade almost as much as you love warm hugs. Your closet is comprised wholly of crop tops, ripped pants, mesh, and woke t-shirts. You fuckin say shit every motherfuckin five seconds and are convinced that all the bitchholes you meet want to suck your asshole (it’s probably true tbh). Your personality is fun loving—as evidenced by the large amount of twerking and ADHD moments you have—but you’re also one of the most active people on campus and you work tireless for equality for all marginalized groups.   
Calling Card: Under cut

Emma

You suffer greatly from second hand embarrassment. You try your best to keep everyone else on the banana tied down to reality by using things like ‘logic’ and ‘reasoning’ to explain why some things are a bad idea. You truly have the soul of an artist and maintain a very specific cool girl aesthetic. You like to say you’re disorganized, but we all know that you came in with roughly 200 credits, so just be quiet. Your self-deprecating sense of humor is incredibly endearing, but no one should ever underestimate your ability to truly whoop ass when needed. No one can best you in trivia (except table 11—fuck you, table 11), and though you are prone to shaving your head when the mood strikes, you are otherwise a very steady and calming presence. Midget. Feminist. Icon.   
Calling Card: Men’s button down

Kiera

Easily identifiable by your extremely curly hair, you’re dry sense of humor is unparalleled. Thank you—seriously—for all the laughs. You have what some may say is an unusual amount of arch nemeses (literally I had to look up the plural of nemesis b/c most people only have one)—but we enjoy hearing about them so much its NBD. You’re often seen recording the newest hit podcast, burning holes in your tongue with sweet-tarts, typing away pterodactyl style at your laptop, or attending cool guest lectures. You’ll either move to Portland, Oregon after you graduate or start working for NPR, either way it will be a bit cooler than what everyone else is doing. Please throw away those shoes (you know exactly the ones I’m talking about).   
Calling Card: Yolanda the Toyota Carola

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