1. This never-fail response.
"bisexual people should choose a side"
2. When you gotta keep it real.
friend: being bisexual is great it increases your dating pool me: two times zero is still zero
3. Just a PSA.
I'd like to finally address the rumors that I am an evil bisexual stereotype. I am both evil AND bisexual but the 2 are unrelated. Thank you
4. TELL 'EM.
"are bisexuals part of the LGBT+ community?" well the B certainty doesn't stand for your bitch ass
5. A whole lotta dimes (pun intended.)
if i got a dime whenever someone made me feel like i'd lose Queer Cred for dating a man i could treat my bi friends to a solidarity spa day
6. They'll get it eventually.
bisexual people are still bisexual even if theyre in a relationship straight people:
7. Love when this happens!! 🙃
yes my bisexuality is a phase i just really wanted a piece of that good old ignorance from both straight people and the lgbt community
8. Just chilling in the middle.
science: bi people are very anxious everyone: lmao why also everyone:
9. No one told us life was gonna be this way.
just bisexual things: - people ignoring the "bi" part - people over emphasizing the "sexual" part - i am bitter
10. This oft-ignored reality.
WHAT BI PRIVILEGE? WHAT STRAIGHT PRIVILEGE? WHAT PASSING PRIVILEGE? WHAT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP? NONE OF THESE EXIST
11. Catch me never.
all these couples on tinder looking for a bisexual unicorn should prob just get the new starbucks frappe instead
12. This person who isn't about to deal with nonsense.
@mixtapesmp3 iM a biSeXUal aNd i dOnT sEe anYthIng WrOng aBoUt bEing HoMophobic
13. When you know what's up.
women who are biphobic and say they would never date a bi man/"men can't be bi" can stay over there. all the finest… https://t.co/qKmbIWtov8
14. Get that money, girl.
Every couple on tinder looking for a "bisexual girl to have fun with" owes me $30 sorry I don't make the rules
15. When you gotta laugh so you don't cry.
what do you call it when you're attracted to multiple genders but have a preference for one a bi-as
16. What I didn't ask for: your opinion.
me: it took me 10+ years to figure out my orientation & it's a big process someone who's thought about it for 2 secs: you're not really bi
17. Or your questions.
as soon as you begin to say the word "bisexual" you got 56 questions about percentage of attraction or how many same-sex partners you've had
18. When no one on TV will say the B word and you just:
i'm not bitter i'm (bi)tter get with the times
19. 2017 is going great.
good morning I'm Bi as hell and my enemies are in power
20. Literally just UGH.
Me: *posts about bi visibility* Ex I haven't talked to in months: so you wanna have a threesome? UN.FUCKING.REAL.
21. This wild concept.
What if tv shows started calling lesbian characters who sleep w/ men "bisexual?" That'd be cool. It'd almost be like they had agency.
22. Bi bi, bitches.
goodnight everyone except biphobic people. 😘