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What Will Be Your Bacchanal Story?

What time do you start pregaming?

Where's the pregame?

What are you drinking?

Choose a spot to throw up:

Who will you hook up with?

Choose an old friend to smoke with

Pick a drunchie

Choose a random thing to do on bacchanal

What are you doing at night?

You were dancing, they were singing. They spotted you in the crowd, had their security guard usher you to a black van, and drive you to their hotel downtown. You went willingly and excitedly. You hook up, and you come back and tell anyone who will listen -- this is not fake news, people!! Forget AlunaGeorge, you're the new headliner. Congrats on literally doing the most -- thaz some wild shit.

You'll hook up with the artist

You left all of your friends after the concert because you were craving some koronets and were convinced you could make it yourself. You stumble around for a while but once you get there you make it a point to tell each person individually how much you love pizza and insist that they split a slice with you. When you drop your order on the floor you started crying, pass out, pee your pants, and wind up in St. Luke's. You don't remember any of this, of course. The concerned guy who cava'd you was kind enough to stick around you tell you how embarrassing you were as soon as you woke up.

You'll get CAVA'd and wake up at St. Luke's

You were sober the whole day. You probably just wanted to have some lighthearted fun with your friends, or maybe you're \*that person\* who listened to the concert from Butler ref room. Either way, you didn't get trashed, so you pretty much failed bacchanal. But hey, least you got a chance to get ahead on some CC reading and \*finally\* finished the last season of Friends!

You're going to have a turn down bacchanal

Drinking is all good and fun, but you thought it'd be interesting to spice things up. Maybe it'd be exciting to try an edible for the first time. But you got destroyed. In fact, so destroyed that your crossed ass somehow managed to find its way to the EC roof, open the vent, and fall from the 23rd floor all the way to the 16th floor. You were stuck for eight hours, but at least you had the oreos you stole from some random suite you broke into to sustain you.

You'll end up stuck in an EC shaft

You planned this shit well. You drank at the right pace and were at just the right level of lit. You went ham throwing colors and holi, danced your butt off to some AlunaGeorge (whose lastest album you very diligently listened to the entire week leading up to bacch to build hype), hooked up with a cutie on the basketball team, and went out for beers with your friends after a refreshing post-concert nap. 10/10.

You're going to win bacchanal

Oh shit! Someone played Broccoli at the pregame and you just couldn't resist jumping on the table and jamming out like you were DRAM himself. So obviously it would be a great idea to also jump on stage at the actual concert and release your inner rock star, right? Wrong. You get kicked out of the concert and get escorted back to your room, but that's okay. You rally all of your friends to Mel's that night and continue the party there!

You're going to party like a rockstar

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What Will Be Your Bacchanal Story?

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