1. You can pick your nose in front of them without feeling like a total slob.
2. You can confidently blast a fart knowing that they'll 100% accept it.
3. You can burp loudly and proudly right in front of them, and they'll be proud of you too.
4. You can have deep, full-length conversations with them while taking a shit.
5. And if it doesn't happen in person, you'll settle for calling them, video-chatting them, or sending them a selfie while pooping.
6. You might even send them pics of your poop, just for shits and giggles.
7. You can always ask them to smell check you, because everyone could use a second opinion on their B.O. before stepping outside.
8. And you know that if you ever need a breath check, they're there for you too.
9. And if you're smelling particularly dank, there's no issue with you using some of their deodorant.
10. You can always rely on them to help you remove food stuck in your teeth.
11. You have no problem cleaning up the vomit they splatter everywhere after a night of drinking hard AF.
12. You willingly agree to shave/trim/wax/pluck their body hair.
13. You get a kick out of popping their pimples — especially the ones on their back.
14. You have no qualms talking about all the nasty symptoms and side effects of random health issues you're going through.
15. And you'll even show them what's wrong if you absolutely have to hear what they think about it.
16. You can talk about all the gross bodily substances you recently extracted.
17. You share each other's underwear or gym clothes in times of need.
18. And finally, you can eat their food and drink their drinks, because at this point, you might as well be the same person.
