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    Posted on Jun 22, 2017

    18 Nasty Things That Bring You And Your BFF Together

    Because how else are you going to pop the pimples on your back?

    1. You can pick your nose in front of them without feeling like a total slob.

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    Hell, they might even pick it for you if they see something.

    2. You can confidently blast a fart knowing that they'll 100% accept it.

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    They might even know your smell by this point so there'll be no questions asked — just eye contact acknowledging the deed's been done.

    3. You can burp loudly and proudly right in front of them, and they'll be proud of you too.

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    You might even see who can burp the loudest.

    4. You can have deep, full-length conversations with them while taking a shit.

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    And if it's not happening between two stalls in a public bathroom, it can totally happen at home or in a hotel room with the door open.

    5. And if it doesn't happen in person, you'll settle for calling them, video-chatting them, or sending them a selfie while pooping.

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    #LookAtMePooping

    6. You might even send them pics of your poop, just for shits and giggles.

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    "You're so freakin' gross, but I love you," they might say back to you.

    7. You can always ask them to smell check you, because everyone could use a second opinion on their B.O. before stepping outside.

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    "How bad is it on a scale from 1 to death?"

    8. And you know that if you ever need a breath check, they're there for you too.

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    Basically sacrificing their nose.

    9. And if you're smelling particularly dank, there's no issue with you using some of their deodorant.

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    You don't even have to ask, my guy.

    10. You can always rely on them to help you remove food stuck in your teeth.

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    Because sometimes finding it yourself is Mission Impossible.

    11. You have no problem cleaning up the vomit they splatter everywhere after a night of drinking hard AF.

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    Whether it's in the car, the bathroom, the floor, WHEREVER. You're there for them because you luh them.

    12. You willingly agree to shave/trim/wax/pluck their body hair.

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    Very useful for areas that are hard to reach or see.

    13. You get a kick out of popping their pimples — especially the ones on their back.

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    There's just something so satisfying about it.

    14. You have no qualms talking about all the nasty symptoms and side effects of random health issues you're going through.

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    You know, like that pus-filled wart that just showed up one day in your belly button, or those hemorrhoids that have made pooping harder than it should be, or that yeast infection that's so damn itchy.

    15. And you'll even show them what's wrong if you absolutely have to hear what they think about it.

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    Their opinion and advice might help you avoid a full-blown panic attack.

    16. You can talk about all the gross bodily substances you recently extracted.

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    Like that giant chunk of earwax that somehow didn't block your hearing, or all the pus that recently came out of a pimple you popped.

    17. You share each other's underwear or gym clothes in times of need.

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    Whatever the reason, stay gross my friends.

    18. And finally, you can eat their food and drink their drinks, because at this point, you might as well be the same person.

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    Backwash, shmackwash.

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