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Posted on Aug 9, 2017

15 Difficult AF Would You Rather Questions About Body Hair

Either way, it's a hairy situation.

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    Grow out all the hair on your hands so that you have naturally made gloves or...
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    Grow out all the hair on your feet so that you have naturally made socks.
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Have long, luscious locks that sweep the floor coming from your nose or...
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    Have unmanageably thick facial hair that's resistant to all methods of grooming.
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Regularly wax all the hair on your head — including your eyebrows and eyelashes — for a year or...
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    Have to pluck off each individual hair on your body (except on your head) as they regrow for a year.
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    Have all the hair on your body growing constantly, so it's always basically your own fur coat or...
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    Have all the hair on your body turn random different colors every day.
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    Have to bathe/groom yourself like a cat, coughing up fur balls from time to time, or...
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    Grow your hair out to 100 times its length every time you take a shower/bath.
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    Have pubic hair that latches onto your partner's every time you have sex, or...
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    Have the hair on your head latch onto your partner's every time you get too close to them.
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7. Would you rather...
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    Forever grow out spiky hair from your chest and back or...
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    Forever have a mohawk that extends from your hair line down to your buttcrack.
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Shed all your body hair once a week and grow it anew or...
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    Have to eat every hair that you normally shed so that you can grow back any hair at all.
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    Have a full head of hair that's always slimy wet no matter how hard you try to dry it or...
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    Have hair that's so brittle you can cut/trim it by just snapping it off at your preferred length.
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Wear your hair in your least favorite style from when you were a kid for the rest of your life or...
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    Always have it messy because there's a rogue wind that follows you.
  1. 11. Would you rather...

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    Have to give up all your hair products for the rest of your life or...
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    Have hair that's so out of control it takes an entire bottle of gel/mousse/spray to manage it every day.
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    Forever have chest hair shaved into the shape of the country you're from, or...
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    Maintain an old-timey waxed mustache for the rest of your life.
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13. Would you rather...
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    Have to wax your entire body every single day, or...
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    Never be able to remove hair from any part of your body ever agin.
  1. 14. Would you rather...

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14. Would you rather...
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    Have eyebrows that never stop growing, or...
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    Eyelashes that never stop growing.
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15. Would you rather...
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    Have multiple pieces of gum stuck in your hair or...
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    Chew gum that's full of someone else's hair.

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