Parks and Recreationhas grown to become one of the most beloved and quotable sitcoms in television history.
50."I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions." —April
49."When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is." —Andy
48."If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party." —Ron
47."Call an ambulance! A different ambulance! The one I ran into!" —Andy
46."Windows are the eyes to the house." —Andy
45."I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm." —Ron
44."There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." —Ron
43."When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life." —Andy
42."Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?" —Ron
41."Ron and Diane, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Did you hear that bird?" —Andy
40."When I was a baby, my head was so big, scientists did experiments on me." —Andy
39."[Cats and dogs] should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people." —April
38."I was born ready. I'm Ron f%$king Swanson." —Ron (of course)
37."Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love." —Leslie
36."I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me in the car. Don't worry, I rolled the window down for him." —Donna
35."If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" —Ron
34."Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace." —Ron
33."I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything." —Andy
32."I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise!" —Random Pawnee citizen
31."We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third." —Leslie
30."I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never speak sometimes." —Ron
29."Farts and poop and love and stuff. Macaroni salad." —Andy
28."I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there." —Tom
27."Bababooey." —Ben
26."I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American." —Ron
25."I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented." —Leslie
24."I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it well." —Andy
23."My name is Burt Macklin. I'm with the f@#king FBI." —Andy
22."All my favorite foods have butter on them. Pancakes, toast, popcorn, grapes *GASP*...butter is my favorite food." —Andy
21."Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems." —Andy
20."I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushi, I barf." —Andy
19.Ann: "You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter!" Leslie: "That's insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all eight movies!"
18."They're old people. They eat, they sleep, they complain. Oh my god, I wanna be an old person." —Andy
17."Messy is fun, okay? My whole life is a giant mess, and I love it." —Andy
16."Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!" —Craig
15."Stop…pooping!" —Chris
14."Yesterday, if you would have asked me, I would have said no, but thank god my grandfather just died, so I am aflushed with cash!" —Jean-Ralphio
13."What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business." —Ron
12."A smooth and silky evening to you all. On nights like this, when the cold winds blow, and the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dreams, come with me and find safe haven…in a warm bathtub full of my jazz." —Duke Silver
11."What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?" —Ron
10."One time my refrigerator stopped working; I didn't know what to do. I just moved." —Tom
9."Have you guys seen Hitler?" —Andy/Burt Macklin
8."Do you think a depressed person could make this?" —Ben
7."A game is the foot." —Andy
6."Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?" —Ann
5."There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food." —Ron
4."Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless." —Ron
3."Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?" —Ron
2."Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." —Ron
1."Treat yo'self." —Tom and Donna
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