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Which Michael Gobaud Are You?

If you're a true Michael Gobaud fan you'll definitely want to take this science-based quiz to find out which Michael Gobaud you are!

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  1. What do you want to eat?

    Pizza!
    Pizza!
    Free pizza!
    Free pizza!
    Nachos!
    Nachos!
    Anything with macros.
    Anything with macros.
  2. What are you doing with your hands?

    Pleasuring the ladies.
    Pleasuring the ladies.
    Practicing my sweet drum riffs.
    Practicing my sweet drum riffs.
    Melting faces.
    Melting faces.
    Getting seconds.
    Getting seconds.
  3. What do you do for fun?

    Play chess.
    Play chess.
    Eat.
    Eat.
    Hang out with Annie.
    Hang out with Annie.
    Wiggle my fingers.
    Wiggle my fingers.
  4. How are you getting by?

    Blowing things up.
    Blowing things up.
    Splenda baby.
    Splenda baby.
    Gotta sue someone.
    Gotta sue someone.
    Wiggling my fingers.
    Wiggling my fingers.
  5. Have you bought new clothes since high school?

    No.
    No.
    No.
    No.
    No.
    No.
    Yes.
    Yes.
  6. Pick some colors.

    pink, black, white
    pink, black, white
    dioxazine purple and alizarin crimson
    dioxazine purple and alizarin crimson
    azure and argent
    azure and argent
    IDK it's just the default settings, I've never programmed them.
    IDK it's just the default settings, I've never programmed them.

Which Michael Gobaud Are You?

You got: College Michael Gobaud

You have an unexplained stem on your head and you can instantly name the location of the nearest Roberto's anywhere in Vegas. You are quite pear-shaped.

College Michael Gobaud
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You got: PUA Michael Gobaud

Who knew it was possible to literally drown in vaginas? The really impressive thing is that you're doing it with that damn stem still on your head. Men and women enjoy your company.

PUA Michael Gobaud
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You got: Activist Michael Gobaud

Whether you're informing people that GMOs are safe or ruining their fantasies of an afterlife, you're never too busy to give back to your community, as long as conference organizers inform you that you're supposed to be speaking and spell your name correctly so you know it's you. You haven't learned how to use Google yet.

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You got: Modern Michael Gobaud

Congratulations, you're the best Michael Gobaud yet! You're a hot, buff, well-rounded lawyer/glover/bodybuilder. Best of all, you finally have a decent haircut! Life is good and it's only getting better! YOLO!

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