You know you live to eat ketchup when you start ...
1. Eating fries with your ketchup:
2. Putting ketchup on salad:
3. Dunking apples in ketchup:
4. Putting ketchup on crackers:
5. Putting ketchup on burritos:
6. And then repplying it after every bite:
7. Putting ketchup on mac 'n' cheese:
8. Putting ketchup on pizza:
9. Making ketchup and pea soup:
10. Putting ketchup on strawberries:
11. Putting ketchup on white rice:
12. Putting ketchup on chickpeas:
13. Putting ketchup in cous cous:
14. Putting ketchup on grilled cheese:
15. Putting ketchup on eggs:
16. Putting ketchup on cucumbers:
17. Putting ketchup on basically all of your meat ...
... INCLUDING STEAK, THE HOLY GRAIL OF MEATS:
18. Putting ketchup on pumpkin pie:
19. And making art with ketchup:
So if you've ever done this ...
And this is how you decorate ...
And you can definitely relate to that little dude ...
And these chips are your ideal snack ...
And you've SLEPT with a bottle of ketchup, just in case ...
And this is your idea of heaven ...
