EnglishGeneticsHebrewMathWhat classes?LunchPsychologyEvery class!ArabicWar and CivCAJSGraphic DesignZman KodeshContemporary Issues
RadicalesbianEveryone's jealous of meRolled out of bedUggs and leggingsAnything, as long as I'm wearing my Lulus.Free PeopleRipped jeans and a braletteClothesThe best50 shades of sweatersBBYO ChicEhOversized sweaters and UggsNYU T-shirtAnything that won't clash with my bright red hair
UMDBarnard or WellesleyBryn MawrYaleIthacaUniversity of Rochester teaching programUPennWash UBrandeisAmerican UniversityHarvard... Jk, the IDFIndianaEmoryChicagoMichiganUCLANYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AlabamaSarah LawrenceRPIMiamiLehigh UniversityUniversity of Delaware
Kimberly AgzigianLin-Manuel MirandaBroadway starMath teacherAstronomer/secretary of stateAstrophysicistWinning Zimriyah 25 years in a rowBecome a successful actress, then die in a holeDef Jam Records CEOZimriyah judgeMayor of NYCBeing in chargeClinical psychologistLawyerProfessional acrobatDance therapistPrincipal of JDSRhyme Master
Tall chai tea latteTall hot chocolate and a croissant or bagelAnything with caffeine in itPumpkin spice latteA smoothieIced teaBottled waterI'd go just to use the bathroomWho has time for Starbucks? I want bubble tea.I just go there for the wifi to work on the Lion's TalePassion iced tea lemonade
More than 2 hours as long as my anxiety doesn't keep me awake6 or less, but I sleep in class2 hours, but I make it up over the weekendNoneI try to get 8 hoursI'm sleeping right nowSleep is for the weakI lost all of my sleep because of you guysI can't sleep because of college resultsWhen I had mono I slept all the timeI sleep... I guess.5 hours
YearbookThe musical!A cappellaUSYBBYODoes going to concerts count?Getting my body piercedPhotographyStage managingHockeySoftballVolleyballBasketballDanceLion's TaleMelting PotBeing a JDS starRhymingJSAModel UNAll of the aboveAll of the above, but I don't actually show up
Living it up in Kemp MillIn my bed, watching YouTubeIn New YorkGetting 80 hours of sleepChilling with my friendsGoing out and getting wildAt a voice recitalWorking on Lion's TaleNetflix-and-chillin'Planning spirit weeksStaring at my laptop, trying to figure out the English assignmentAt Beth SholomNetflix but not chillin'
Losing the presidency to Jared BaumanDying aloneLeaving my familyDishonoring Ms. AgzigianFear itselfDemonsMaxi skirtsBecoming an altoCaffeine shortageTwo-state solutionGetting voted a lover in the Mystery of Edwin DroodNot getting into collegeNothingGoing to JDS every dayNeedlesSpending more goddamn money on this gradeSchnitzelBoysThe end of Lion's TaleThe far leftGrade advisoriesFailureBeing stage managerThings being out of orderStains on my UggsLosing Zimriyah to the Class of 2018Being kicked off the basketball teamGermsLoud noisesMathShrinkingGoat cheeseBennett
Which CESJDS Senior Girl Are You?
Hello Madam President! Congrats on beating your husband, Jared Bauman, to the presidency. You strive for success, so much so that the school had to raise its maximum GPA.
Although your nickname is Annie, people like to call you Anne. You are pretty much dead inside and always have cat fur on your clothing. Somehow, you went from zero to hero by making a Buzzfeed quiz about the boys in your grade. At any given moment, you are probably arguing about feminism or singing Hamilton. Keep doing you.
You are Disney's Cindiariella! You could start an entire a cappella group with just your family (and you probably have already). You rock the minivan and your hair is on fleek. According to Bennett, you're a little bit psychopathic, but we love you for who you are.
Hello, Kimberly Jr.! Somehow, you managed to get out of your engagement to Dylan, who dumped you for Hindi. You strive for greatness in all things, including stage managing the musical.
Your smile is so bright we should all wear sunglasses! When you're not looking for various items you've left in the alcove, you do basically every extracurricular at JDS. You go, girl.
Masha, how did your hair turn blue? Yes, that's right: Your name is Masha, but no one seems to get that. You make the alcove a louder place. Thank you.
Your fashion sense is impeccable. We're still trying to figure out how you haven't been dress-coded (good job). You love to party and hanging out with you is lit.
When is your next Broadway performance? You're practically perfect in every way. You're nice to everyone (especially Mr. Dunn) and you can brighten up any room.
How late did you stay up last night? You carry caffeine with you wherever you go just in case you need to stay up late and pray to the Snow Gods. You're a YouTube sensation and responsible for Snowmageddon.
Your favorite pastime is arguing with Dr. Coxe, Mr. Dunn, and, well... pretty much everyone. You've got hutzpah, girl.
Where are you? Maybe hiding in a piano! But you are definitely not at a cappella or musical rehearsal. There or not, you get things done and are extremely talented.
Yes, that's right! Hilda Stern! You may be blind as a bat, but you can still sense the stars above. When you're not being hacked by Mira Israel or Sam Liss and asking for people's credit cards, you are studying diligently (probably for an Arabic test). Go you!
While conducting a cappella might be strenuous, you make it into a good hip workout. You can be heard from at least eight miles away gossiping with your BFF, Kim. JDS would be 180% less interesting without you.
You have the voice of Adele and the appearance of a model. You might claim to hate JDS, but we know you love it and we love you too!
You got into NYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are definitely not straight, and in your free time you enjoy spreading the matriarchy. You are a force to be reckoned with, but you also give good hugs.
You are the glue that holds our grade together. In fact, you have probably bought glue for us at some point. Maybe it is part of your debt. Your nightly reminders on Facebook help us make sure to come to school spirited.
Oh schnitzel! Did you sneeze again? Do you need a tissue? You make every class a Funtime (and a therapy session), and we love you so much, even though you park sideways.
Remember when your hair was pink? And purple? And black? At the same time? What?! You're lovable but you've got your mind in the gutter. Take a chill pill.
You are the Lion's Tale. You are hardworking and one of the few people in our grade who can actually speak Hebrew. You rock.
You're not afraid to tell it like it is. You are passionate and hardworking, and you love the cuter things in life. Boop.
You scare us, but in a good way. You're blunt, not mean, and you're probably still in touch with Mrs. Resnick. You can pull off pretty much any hair color, except for green, but we hope you won't try that.
You're small, but powerful. And a bit scary. Actually, quite frankly, terrifying. And yet somehow, we find ourselves drawn to you like a fish to the water.
You are quite frankly stressed out of your mind, and not even in a bad way. You are mentally done with school, and yet you choose to stay after for three hours a day for the musical. You are a powerful goddess with the Almighty Headset.
Everything in your life Haas to be perfect, just like you! You probably have the straightest hair in the grade and a smile to go with it. For you, age is just a number, but it's okay, because you're a grade below in math.
Congrats, you share a full name with half the school (and a last name with one of the makers of this quiz)! Even though you used to wear Juicy suits every day, you now rock the Uggs and leggings combo. Never change.
You are the queen of Zimriyah. We're so proud that you've managed to date Alex Missner for this long. One day, we hope to hear you play ukulele professionally.
You play sports. A lot of them. In fact, you're probably the most athletic person in the grade. If you haven't gotten Chopt or bubble tea at least twice today, you should probably retake this quiz, because you're definitely not Sara Hughes.
You're a ginger! And even though some may say that you don't have a soul, you're one of the most spirited people in our grade. You're Nir and dear to our hearts and a friend to all.
You're a silent killer. You're a secret war genius. You beat Alex Missner out of his rank in War and Civ. Thanks for making everyone's days so much happier.
You truly are one of the nicest people in the grade. Your BFF is Dani Armon and you like to hang in Kemp Mill. You claim to suck at math, but you're actually the best at speed mathing, and at least you remember to distribute.
GET SOME SLEEP, GIRL!! Don't you know that you need it to grow big and strong? In all seriousness, you are hardworking and a twin (some of us still confuse you with Aliza). We love you!
Hi, TALLia! Congrats on being the original Talia. Even if a Brick fell on your face, you'd still be stunning. Our grade would not be the same without you.
Hey, Zoey! We spelled your name right, Zooeoeoey! How you doin'? Seems like you've managed to keep up with school in spite of being out last semester... You're a really nice person and a good friend (and a ginger).