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Which Hot Mom Are You?

Take the quiz to find out which Hot Mom you're most like!

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  1. Which TV character is your spirit animal?

    DW
    DW
    Carmen
    Carmen
    Eloise
    Eloise
    Dwight
    Dwight
    McDreamy
    McDreamy
    Homer Simpson
    Homer Simpson
    Mrs. Taylor
    Mrs. Taylor
  2. Pick a drink

    Moscow Mule
    Moscow Mule
    IPA
    IPA
    Whiskey
    Whiskey
    Red Wine
    Red Wine
    Vodka Water
    Vodka Water
    Oculto
    Oculto
    Propel
    Propel
  3. What song best describes you?

    "Fat Bottom Girls"
    "Mockingbird"
    Literally any Country song
    "Welcome to New York"
    Ghetto Rap
    "Once Upon a Time"
    "All-Star"
  4. How will you likely die?

    Exhaustion
    Exhaustion
    Alcohol Poisoning
    Alcohol Poisoning
    Accidentally eating gluten
    Accidentally eating gluten
    I won't die
    I won't die
    Getting hit by a car
    Getting hit by a car
    Accidentally shoot yourself with a BB gun
    Accidentally shoot yourself with a BB gun
    Caught in a deadly rock slide
    Caught in a deadly rock slide
  5. What do you do at a party?

    Arrive late and accidentally black out
    Dance like nobodys watching
    Network
    Drink More
    Beer Bong
    Puke and Rally
    Tell boys you love them
  6. Pick a food

    Cheese
    Cheese
    Steak
    Steak
    Chili
    Chili
    Avocado Toast
    Avocado Toast
    McFlurry
    McFlurry
    Sour Cream
    Sour Cream
    Popcorn
    Popcorn
  7. Who is your dream DePauw hookup?

    Will Longthorne
    Nate Jahn
    Kevin Kiyosaki
    Any sophomore Delt
    Vegas
    Adam Bridges
    Jim Perry
  8. Your friends get most annoyed...

    When you're always late
    When you whine
    When you're mean when blacked out
    When you weigh your food
    When you're a bitch after taking adderall
    When you shit on the Midwest
    When you refuse to eat meat
  9. Which frat would you be in at DePauw?

    Delt
    Delt
    Sigma Chi
    Sigma Chi
    ATO
    ATO
    GDI
    GDI
    Phi Delt
    Phi Delt
    Beta
    Beta
    Phi Psi
    Phi Psi
  10. What's your favorite phone app?

    Find my Friends
    Find my Friends
    Vine
    Vine
    Erodr
    Erodr
    Calculator
    Calculator
    My Fitness Pal
    My Fitness Pal
    Linked-In
    Linked-In
    "I'm above social media"
  11. If your roommates barged in on you, they'd likely find you...

    Reading love poems
    Smoking a cig
    Watching animal porn
    Eating popcorn
    Doing push-ups
    Waiting patiently because you know they're coming via find my friends
    Studying
  12. What's your biggest fear?

    Death
    Death
    Living the rest of your life in the Midwest
    Living the rest of your life in the Midwest
    Failing med school
    Failing med school
    Guy Fieri dying
    Guy Fieri dying
    Tearing your ACL
    Tearing your ACL
    When crossfit isn't trendy anymore
    When crossfit isn't trendy anymore
    Not finding true love
    Not finding true love
  13. What's your catch phrase?

    "I fucked up"
    "Wait, who is that?"
    "Give me five minutes"
    "Goodnight, love you guys"
    "In Evansville..."
    "Don't be rude"
    "Who wants to go to the gym?"

Which Hot Mom Are You?

You got: Carlos!

Congrats, you are a Carly Wallace, AKA Carlos! You can be found rocking it with your tongue out or at cross fit! Be sure to check out our fitness instagram! You love those sophomore Delts, especially when they remember your name. Certified Moscow Mule connoisseur, you know that they can never be strong enough. No one messes with your mixies. You go Carlos!

Carlos!
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You got: Swils!

Congrats, you are Sarah Wilson aka Swils. You love your friends and will do anything to protect them. You can be found routinely stalking your friends location to make sure they’re not having fun without you or checking your watch to make sure you arrive at every party 45 minutes early. While you should work on your whining, keep being the DW that you are. You go Swils!

Swils!
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You got: Kiersten!

Congrats, you are a Kiersten Eames! No stranger to feelings, you have a lot of love to share. You can usually be found dressed as Guy Fieri, killing the snapchat game, or drunk eating some sour cream. As you know, “There’s no way I was that mean when I was blacked out”. Keep it up with your touchy feely side! You always make everyone feel loved. You go Kierst!

Kiersten!
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You got: Kelsey!

Congrats, you are a Kelsey Cobbs! You can be found either on the soccer field, or bringing your own beer bong to parties! A certified chili connoisseur, you are an expert at the right meat to bean ratio. Straight out of Evansville, Indiana, you will be sure to brag about its latest accomplishments. Recently named both fattest and most depressing place to live! You go Kels!

Kelsey!
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You got: Scalzo!

Congrats, you got Anna Scalzo AKA Dr. Scalz. You know how to study hard but party harder. You love sippin’ on whiskey, accidentally blacking out at 4am and ending the night at Marvins. You might not have many feelings but you definitely feel any ghetto rap song and surprise everyone when you know all the words. Keep killin’ the game! You go Scalz!

Scalzo!
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You got: Paums!

Congrats, you are an Anna Paumier, AKA Paums! While you are the size of a child, you got a lot of wild packed into you! You can be found passive aggressively ruining lives, rapping to Eminem, and dressing in J Crew. While the haters may say you don’t have the dancing moves, you know you kill it, you are essentially a gangster. Keep killin the game, you go Paums!

Paums!
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You got: Stef!

Congrats, you are officially a Stefanie Buffa, AKA Stef! You may not know anyone but that don’t stop you from doing your THANG! You are from the East Coast and you do not FUCK with these Midwestern rednecks. Can you believe they eat gluten!? I know, it’s disgusting. Luckily, you know better, with impeccable fashion sense to boot. Keep killing the game. You go Stef!

Stef!
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