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31 Times Patrick Stump Ruined All Other Men For You

Happy 31st birthday to the one and only man with the soul voice!

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1. When he made sideburn history with this immortal look.

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2. When he did this in 2005, and it violently shook your world.

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3. From 2004-2009, when he basically kept all trucker hat companies in business.

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4. When he wore this suit in the "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" video, and made all your wrongs right.

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5. And then when he wore this weird-ass yellow suit in the "America's Suitehearts" video, and remained gorgeous.

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6. When he flawlessly proved that he could handle going solo. LOOK AT ALL OF THAT TALENT.

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7. And when he wore stuff like this as a solo artist, and you were FEELIN' it.

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8. Basically the entire damn time he had this haircut.

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9. When he posted this heartwarming tweet, and inspired you to have several great days in a row.

Hope everyone's having a marvelous day. And if not yet, there's always time to turn it around

10. When he proved that he may be one of the last people on Earth who can pull off a fedora.

11. When he let you see him in his PJs, and it was everything you've ever dreamed of.

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12. When he was a total dad and used the word "Wowzers..." and suddenly, you loved that word.

Oh my goodness. Thanks @AltPress! Thanks everyone who voted for us! Thanks @savestheday for presenting it! Wowzers! Oh and thanks Cleveland

13. When he posted this selfie, and made even the hottest guy you know look like a shriveled-up prune.

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14. When he proved that his glasses are truly iconic.

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15. WHEN HE BIT HIS LIP LIKE THIS, and you forgot who you were for a second.

16. When he was so freakin' gorgeous that he almost made Niagara Falls look bad.

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17. When he made this seriously sly face, and made you wonder what he could have possibly been thinking about.

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18. When he was the walking definition of the word "adorkable."

19. When he looked effortlessly cool in a simple sunglasses-and-tee combo, and you couldn't control your body.

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20. When he was seriously relatable when it came to being athletic.

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21. When he wore plaid pants and shiny combat boots, and held his own next to Taylor Swift.

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22. When he was covered in blood throughout the Young Blood Chronicles, and still remained sexy AF.

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23. When he danced like this and you LOVED it.

24. When he wore this leather jacket, and you officially promised yourself you'd never date anyone who didn't look quite as good.

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25. WHEN HE WINKED, AND YOU BARELY EVEN NOTICED PETE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

26. When he read your fan confessions in a silky robe, and made you audibly gasp when this happened.

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27. When he fully embraced an opportunity to make fun of himself earlier this year, and made you love him more.

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28. When, for some reason, he looked INCREDIBLE in a gladiator outfit.

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29. When he made this face while singing, and gave you feelings you've never had before.

30. When he casually put bunnies and chicks on his head in the "Uma Thurman" video, and your soul exploded.

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31. And every time he has ever smiled, EVER. THAT SMILE IS EVERYTHING.

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Happy 31st Birthday, Patrick!

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