1. Whatever your age, you can do literally anything you want.

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2. You can even do things that are illegal, as long as you look cute.

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3. You should talk to more strangers.

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4. Your skin will be blemish-free all the time, no matter what you do to it.

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5. You'll be good at every single thing you do.

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6. People will believe anything you tell them.

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7. And the mean girl will always lose in the end.

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8. You'll go on several fully financed international trips.

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9. So many trips.

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10. While you're on your ~fabulous vacay~, your family will hardly check up on you.

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11. Your hair will remain just the way you styled it, no matter how many hours you travel.

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12. Actually, absolutely nothing can affect how good you look. Period.

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13. You'll never have to consider wearing the same outfit twice.

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No matter how much you like it.
14. And you will exude perfection with every new style you try out.

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15. But if something bad happens to your outfit, you'll still look fabulous.

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16. Everyone will always go along with your plan, even if you didn't discuss beforehand.

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17. Gorgeous guys will always be around.

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18. Like, always.

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19. And the guy you have your eye on will always make the first move.

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20. No matter what, everything will fall into place in your dating life.

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21. You can eat whatever you want and still look like a runway model.
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22. You'll be quick-witted in every situation.
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23. And absolutely everything will always work out in the end.

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