1. That record-scratch moment:
2. This straight-up myth:
3. This false dichotomy:
4. This call to action:
5. This valiant effort:
6. This résumé builder:
7. This deal of a lifetime, tbh:
8. This annoying conundrum:
9. This fairly successful coping mechanism:
10. The worst spectator sport:
11. This alternative to mingling:
12. This truth, damnit!!!:
13. The thirst that is real:
14. This countdown to that wonderful time of year:
15. And the holiday that's never far behind:
16. This response to a question YOU'RE SO TIRED OF, OK:
17. And this one:
18. This crazy desire:
19. But this would do just fine too:
