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Be the decadent, silk robe-wearing babe you wish to see in the world.
Handy (50% off your first home cleaning!!) and TaskRabbit have some affordable options in this realm.
Complete with fake names and backstories. Bonus points if you come up with an accent.
Feel free to go back for a second round with a half-assed disguise if you don't find yourself fully satiated.
We're talking Taking A Year Off From Your Responsibilities And Traversing The Globe However You Please levels of elaborateness.
If shaving your legs or other bits increases your skin-to-sheet enjoyment, DO THAT TOO.
You should definitely buy tickets for all of them and NOT try to double-or-triple-or-quadruple-feature these showings through sneaky, nefarious means. However, WE CAN'T STOP YOU, YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON.
For example: if you want to ride around on a train, bus, subway, whatever~, and stare dramatically out the window while pretending to be a mysterious runaway on your way to start a new life.
You probably have your groove and know how to get yourself off quickly, but YOU DESERVE FOREPLAY. Light some candles, try something new, get to know your body, try to set a new personal record for most orgasms, WHATEVER. HAVE FUN.
Expressing gratitude offers a legit boost to your mental health and mood. Also, who wouldn't want to receive a letter like that?
~Seduce yourself~.
Go analyze the recesses of your heart and soul and discover that you're perfect the way you are, because THE SKY DESTINED IT.
Occasionally pass some petty-but-ultimately-harmless judgment before returning to pleasanter thoughts.
Seriously, any bare level of competency or minor accomplishment would seem SO FUCKING COOL to your tween self and you know it. If you need help here, feel free to write out all the things you dig about yourself or accomplishments you're proud of and then read the list AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES.
Like, a goals list, but harnessing the LAW OF ATTRACTION. Dream fuckin' big, babe.
Preferably while stretched across a velvet couch or grand piano, but anywhere with witnesses will do.