Health·Posted on Sep 23, 201519 Reasons Dogs Are Actually The Best Part of Any PartyRSVP: Will attend if the host has a dog.by Anna BorgesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dogs are inarguably better than people in every way, so they are automatically the most superior party guest. View this photo on Instagram 2. Dogs are always excited to see you so you don’t have to awkwardly mull around the room until someone notices you've arrived. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Dogs won't drag you to the party and then leave you to fend for yourself. View this image on Imgur 4. Dogs want to chill next to the food table just as much as you do. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Dogs won't stop listening to your story halfway through, leaving you to awkwardly putter out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Dogs are the only party guests who are worse dancers than you are. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Dogs are happy to stand in the corner and silently judge people with you. View this photo on Instagram 8. And dogs are happy to let you use them as an excuse not to talk to terrible people. 9. Hanging out near a dog will instantly make you the most popular human at the party. View this photo on Instagram 10. Dogs won't judge you for drinking too much. reddit.com They understand. No judgment. 11. Dogs don't care if you blame any inopportune bodily functions on them. View this post on 12. Dogs won’t trap you in a boring conversation for an hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Dogs won't tag you in unflattering party pics tomorrow. View this photo on Instagram 14. Dogs are great listeners if you need to drunkenly rant about your problems. 15. Dogs don't think you're too old to play party games. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Dogs will eat up any food you accidentally drop so no one will know your shame. 17. Dogs will not question your choice of music if you want to hijack the party playlist. 18. Dogs are the only guest who will give you a big slobbery kiss you won't regret in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And finally, certain dogs are easy to slip into your bag and take home as a DIY party favor. View this post on Just kidding. Kind of.