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This good rule of thumb:
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These very important questions:
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This invaluable accessory:
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This romantic gesture:
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This important thing to consider before getting frisky:
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This truth that will make you laugh, then cry:
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This accurate depiction of the best sex of your life:
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This comparison that's so wrong and yet...:
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This proof that consent is always better with a pun:
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This joke that's so dumb you can't help but giggle:
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These fighting words:
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This delightfully nerdy but legitimate question:
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These perfectly understandable goals:
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This person who, uh, makes a good point:
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This film that someone needs to make immediately:
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This go-to dirty talk:
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This goddamn truth bomb:
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And finally, this answer that is NOT A JOKE AT ALL:
