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Which Bitch Are You?

You're a bitch, but which bitch are you?

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  1. What's your favorite color?

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    Red/ Yellow
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    Blood Red
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    I'm an artist. All colors provoke emotion and provide me with memories unique to said hue. One cannot place a shade below or above the others. Except for the blue/brown combo. We left that in the 2000s for a reason.
  2. What's your favorite Movie?

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    Anchorman. I would describe it as the perfect mix of romance and comedy. The splash of my former love, the flute, enhances the jazzy flavor of the whole film.
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    I'm an artist. I could say something pretentious, such as any film by Lars von Trier, but instead I will exercise my right to plead the fifth. I'm also a remarkable government student, have I mentioned that before?
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    Donnie Darko. I enjoy the fact that it gives me halloween vibes, considering I get off on the spooky.
  3. How would you describe your type of guy?

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    As an artist, I enjoy men who have the ability to communicate creatively with me. Therefore, my go to archetype for boys I'm interested in would be the Musician.
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    Intelligence is key. I need a rich man in order to live out my fantasy of being a part of the elite housewives. In order to get that cash, he must be smart.
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    Drug dealer. I luv drugs and am willing to yank that crank if he'll give them to me free. ;)
  4. What's your favorite food?

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    As I vegan I denounce any meat and dairy products, so I must say I enjoy a good bowl of Oatmeal with bananas on top. Don't believe me that the animal product industry is killing our planet? Watch Cowspiracy on Netflix. You'll see...
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    Grilled Chicken keeps me lean when I'm not struggling to pay rent due to the fact that I'm an artist.
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    Fried Chicken, but usually I'm on a diet so 7/10 times I will eat a healthy wrap as I stifle a tear. You'll never see me cry though, because crying is for bitches. Bitches like Lauren Thornton.
  5. Are you a gamer?

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    I game hard. If you don't believe me just play me. You won't because you're too scared. If you button smash that doesn't count as a win.
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    When not preoccupied by my severe fear of the obese and what life would be like if I joined their ranks, you can catch me on the interweb playing a mean game of Town of Salem.
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    If you call "playing with my emotions until I'm emotionally crippled" a game, then I guess you could say I dabble in the gaming community.
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