We are gathered here today because women are beautiful.
Like very, very beautiful.
Like oh my god, how...?
How does anyone get anything done knowing beautiful women exist??
They're outside. They're inside. Sometimes right next to you. Just.
Where are you supposed to look without getting flustered???
It's so unfair, but also we have been so goddamn gifted.
There are just nO WORDS...
...how blessed we are...