1.
I think Frosted Flakes are actually the dandruff of angels.
2.
Has anyone ever noticed that cereal is just cold soup ?
3.
I feel like kids today would let the rabbit eat the cereal.
4.
Finally, a cereal that matches my porn searches
5.
Dude in the background is me: Angus (on phone): Yooooooo just saw Justin Bieber! Continues to eat box of cereal
6.
No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r
7.
*makes cereal*
8.
*goes back in time to meet me as a kid* ME: When u grow up you'll like cereal w/ raisins instead of marshmallows KID ME: Dear God ME: I know
9.
Gosh darn it I spilled my cereal
10.
If at first you don't succeed, smoke some weed, take a nap, eat some fruit loops and then try again sometime if you're up to it.
11.
When your mom buys off brand cereal.
12.
Relationship Status: I can't even commit to one kind of cereal.
13.
Me: I can't stand close minded people. Also me: if you pour your milk before your cereal natural selection is coming for you
14.
I'm eating cereal for lunch but it's Cracklin Oat Bran so it's mature
15.
i just finished my bowl of cereal and everything is bad again
16.
they should print decibel levels on cereal boxes
17.
when they say there's cereal left and there's only 1/200th of a bowl in the bag
18.
How can my body be 60% water if it's 80% Cinnamon Toast Crunch? DO THE MATH, SCIENCE.
19.
Cereal.. No milk