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A List Of Things That Need To Chill Immediately

Jan. 18–Jan. 22.

1. Putin

Chill with the (alleged) poisonings, man.
MIKHAIL KLIMENTYEV / Stringer

Chill with the (alleged) poisonings, man.

2. Rick Owens

Rick, nobody needs a $500 phone charger.
FRANCOIS GUILLOT / Getty Images

Rick, nobody needs a $500 phone charger.

3. Fashion Week

Chill with the bondage ninja looks, London.
Stuart C. Wilson / Stringer

Chill with the bondage ninja looks, London.

4. R. Kelly

You especially don't need to comment on Bill Cosby...
Al Bello / Getty Images

You especially don't need to comment on Bill Cosby...

5. This cow

Cows saves self from the slaughterhouse by being very unchill, running away. Now it can chill.
Twitter: @NYPD103Pct

Cows saves self from the slaughterhouse by being very unchill, running away. Now it can chill.

6. Getting hit in the testicles by a hockey puck

Sorry about your balls, Matt Hendricks. So much violence in hockey, literally one of our most chill sports.
deadspin.com

Sorry about your balls, Matt Hendricks. So much violence in hockey, literally one of our most chill sports.

7. Winter Storm Jonas

LOL jk the storm is actually aggressively chill.
nasa.gov

LOL jk the storm is actually aggressively chill.

This has been NEEDS 2 CHILL. Tune in next week for more, probably.

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