17 Beauty And Skin Care Products You Should Steal From Bae

Because they already spent money on the good stuff.

1. Lush saltwater hair stuff, $13.95

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This stuff makes your hair feel thick and coarse, like you just swam in the ocean. But without all the trash.

2. This luxe-ass Tom Ford body oil, $70

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Use it when you want to smell like a greasy, rich, old Italian dude. But in a good way.

3. The fancy kind of Vaseline, $4.39

Vaseline is really the better than most lip balms. This is Vaseline, but with a rosy scent. BUT get the kind in the tin, as linked, which is the U.K. formula, which is better than the stuff you find here in the U.S. (which comes in a cheap plastic container).

4. Clarisonic face-scrubbing brush thingy, $149

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The Clarisonic Mia 1 Sonic Skin Cleansing System is a waterproof, automatic exfoliator, which basically makes scrubbing your face fun. Like using a power tool in the shower. And then you'll glow. Glowing is tight.

5. This stuff to make your cuticles less gross, $28

julep.com

Your cuticles are probably gross and scratchy. Brush this Julep Mighty Nail & Cuticle Serum (which has good stuff like keratin and collagen in it) on them and they will be soft and nice like a baby.

6. Lush yummy popcorn lip scrub, $9.95

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You should be scrubbing your peely-ass lips anyway and this stuff is made out of sugar and tastes like popcorn jelly beans so it's nbd if you get it in your mouth. Or just eat it with a spoon.

7. Emery boards aka nail files, $5/dozen

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You're never going to buy them on your own, but if you can steal them out of the medicine cabinet you might as well fix up those craggy nails.

8. Argan oil, $12.95

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Put it in your hair. Put it in your beard. Steal all the argan oil. It makes your hair soft and shiny and it good for your skin and scalp, too.

9. Expensive-ass conditioner, $29

Davines is some fancy-ass shampoo and conditioner, and definitely better than the Suave you've been using your whole life.

10. Salty body scrub stuff, $42

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Osmia Himalayan Body Buff will make you clean and smooth but BE CAREFUL because it says not to use it on your face or sensitive regions, which makes sense, because salt.

11. Extra minty lotion, $45

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Skyn Antidote Cooling Daily Lotion feels like jumping into a cool, minty, pool. Try it when you're hungover. It will wake you up, trust.

12. Magical coconut oil, $6

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Put it in your hair. Put it on your skin. Put it in your mouth. Cook with it. Coconut oil basically does everything.

13. Smell good-y rose water, $7

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What does toner do? IDK, tone? But it smells and feels nice on your face, and tightens up your pores, so just use it.

14. This scary AF foot peel, $18

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Baby Foot takes a week and makes all the skin come off your feet, leaving them super soft, like a baby's. It's scary because humans don't shed their skin like snakes. Except if they use this product. It makes your feet into snakes. Worth it? Probably.

15. Straight-up vitamin E oil, $10

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It's, like, really good for your skin. And you can put it on burns and scratches and shit. Oils, they're good for you, apparently.

16. Some shit for your dark, puffy, hungover eyes, $48

sephora.com

So you can trick people at work into thinking you're 30% less hungover than you are.

17. Nice-ass tweezers, $23

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Because the 99-cent ones literally don't grab any hairs and you know it's true.