1. All around the world something strange is happening with animals.
2. They're gathering the troops.
3. The generals have come out of hiding.
Am I the only person wondering why this chicken is so damn big 🤔🤔🤔
4. Their soldiers are already on the offensive.
5. Their spies are listening.
6. They've mastered human disguises...
7. ...and learned our battle tactics.
8. They've got the digits required for takeover.
9. And have learned to use our weapons against us.
10. They've got their best minds plotting the takeover.
11. They're evolving into their ultimate forms.
12. They don't abide by the laws of physics.
13. And they care not for the laws of man.
14. They're collaborating across species lines...
15. ...compensating for each other's weaknesses.
16. They're gathering supplies...
17. ...raiding our stores.
18. They're literally stealing from hardworking humans.
19. They're invading foreign soil.
20. They can get past our defenses.
My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.
21. They know where you live.
22. And they know how to get inside.
Basically just get ready to accept your new animal overlords any day now.
