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You see, I'm just a simple...
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...looking for a little...
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...y'know, trying to...
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...basically I'm just...
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...to be frank, I'm a...
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...just trying to get a little...
...but dating never works out for me...
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...even though I have plenty of...
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...maybe because I take all my dates to...
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...then I drink too much...
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...or maybe it's because my nickname is...
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...or maybe because my go-to date shirt is...
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...I guess I just have to accept my...
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...which is why I'm so...
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...but maybe I'll try taking a little trip to...
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...I mean, I have an...
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...and sometimes you just need a little...
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...but I'm wary of...
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...so I'll probably end up spending every night with my...
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...and waiting for my one true love...
