Animals·Posted on Aug 16, 201719 Animal Tweets To Momentarily Distract You Because Everything Is BadYou need this right now.by Angelo SpagnoloBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lead me, Schnitzel. Cates Holderness @catesish THE DOG'S NAME IS SCHNITZEL AND THE PONY'S NAME IS CHIEF https://t.co/jqJrWiZWd1 02:59 PM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Awkward. Morgan @FroganMeeman UMMM I WALKED IN ON MH CAT TRYING TO WEIGH HIMSELF???? 03:26 PM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. So pure. Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile It's hard to stay positive sometimes, so here's a bird realizing a love of drumming 06:55 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Accurate. haikatte🥄 @haikatte I only have four moods 03:05 PM - 13 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Free them. ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7 Ducks arrested, booked on charges of loitering in Pennsylvania town https://t.co/c1sXoBSZQ8 12:58 AM - 08 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Industrious. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. 10:56 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This one too. Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly @Mr_DrinksOnMe @jeffcannata Same. 01:21 AM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Call an exorcist. kimmy @aRealLiveGhost I'm obsessed with this therapy horse that looks like it has the soul of a murdered victorian era child 09:09 AM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. I'll have a venti mochaccino. 🐈 @catsu 03:06 AM - 13 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. An important lesson. Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency Never give up 😂😍 03:37 AM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Odd fellows. Natalia Legarreta @natalia_legs the people from Ireland are super different 09:50 PM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. I can't stop watching this. Natalia Legarreta @natalia_legs this gif got me thru the worst of times 02:56 PM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lawn flowers. Zwartbles Ireland @ZwartblesIE The lawn flowers are taller than the new pup. The Big Fellow is a diligent overseer. 12:53 PM - 01 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Smug fuck. Shinobi Boaby @ComradeTheBear Emma saw this smug fuck from the bus and I'm gonnae kick his wee spaniel heid in for trying to impress ma burd. 12:36 PM - 24 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. It's true. Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i am. the best guard dog. like. you can't slip. by me. unless you pet me. and tell me. i'm good. then. you can. usually pass. quite easily 01:59 AM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. The eternal struggle. Natalya Lobanova @NatalyaLobanova me trying to move forward in life https://t.co/8OhmCbswqV 04:15 PM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Remember Vine? isabella @officialpupluvr 85. HERE HE COMES 04:36 AM - 21 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When? summer chris . @datbeeboi When will my husband return from pollinating... 10:20 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And finally, duck. Duck of the day @duckoftheday 16 Aug 2017 02:34 PM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite