It's been a wild 24 hours to be Swiftie, y'all. From opening night of the Eras Tour being literal hours away (!!!!!!!) to Taylor dropping FOUR "unreleased" songs yesterday, I am — metaphorically — screaming, crying, and throwing up.
Am I physically at opening night? No, but emotionally I am in Swift City streaming "Eyes Open" and not, in fact, at home scrolling Twitter to plan the Eras Tour merch I want when my tour date is finalllllly here.
If you too are living vicariously through everyone seeing THE TAYLOR SWIFT live tonight, here are 21 funny tweets to pass the time before the show — and *cough cough* the livestreams — officially begin:
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Help why is this so ominous sounding
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Not her making her divorced parents do arts and crafts like it’s a project she forgot she had due until the night before 😭
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Me getting ready to watch opening night of Taylor Swift Era Tour From bed #TSErasTour
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@TS13ontour they have road signs in az now LMAO
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im surprise she didn’t cut her finger off https://t.co/hxmYKVo0sL
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Taylor Swift literally reunited The Civil Wars to recreate one of her best songs there is nothing she can’t do
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taylor pretending if this was a movie is from fearless because it’s the only song not fully self written on speak now 😭😭😭
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uhm @taylorswift13 we need to talk. i’m not giving her up to @fearlesstvbot ain’t no fucking way https://t.co/rQLnSeBUCi
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hits different right now
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a lot of you are gonna be in the same room as taylor swift tomorrow !!!!!
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Safe & Sound by Taylor Swift
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on all levels except physical i am in arizona
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i love how someone said “guys remember her tour is not a fashion show” yet the the swifties are literally giving met gala.
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girl make up your mind
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WHO MADE THIS 😭😭💀💀💀
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“hi i’m taylor and welcome to the eras tour!”
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pov: you're listening safe & sound (Taylor’s version)
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eras tour outfit reveal (international swifties edition)
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don’t mind me, I’m just a swiftie clown daughter. We are a small circus family.
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If there is one thing Taylor Swift is going to do, it’s exactly not what I thought she was going to do.