1. When you subtly roasted your friends in class:
Remember when u were in school & u spent the whole class flipping through ur text book just to find the weirdest looking person so u could tell ur friend โthatโs youโ
2. When leaving early was a huge flex:
teacher: โyour mom is here you have a doctor appointmentโ middle school me:
3. When throwing up in class was a weirdly common thing:
remember that phase of grade school when it was pretty common for kids to just randomly throw up in the middle of class.... why was that a thing
4. When we all developed this very useful skill:
why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
5. When Forever 21 bags were really cool:
Every girl carrying her PE clothes home on Fridays in the yellow F21 bag s https://t.co/wvFHt3i246
6. When you forgot you had a project due the next day:
11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm
7. When you were the funniest person in the fifth grade:
Me: โSpell ICUPโ Friend: โ I-C-U-Pโ Everyone in the 1st grade class:
8. When you were a professional photographer at the age of 10:
no one: not a single goddamn soul: me taking photos in middle school:
9. When you tricked your mom into letting a friend sleep over:
I miss that elementary school โCome with me to ask my mom if you can stay the night because she canโt say no if you are thereโ type of rush
10. When these pictures were all the rage on Facebook:
no one: the pictures i posted on facebook in middle school:
11. When you made the VIP list at a sleepover:
hey ladies remember when we were in middle school and someone would have a party but only a few of us were on the VIP list to sleep over and we had to keep it a secret so girls who werenโt invited wouldnโt get their feelings hurt lmao what a time to be alive
12. When the teacher pulled out the old-school projector:
Yโall remember teachers used to use transparencies & an overhead projector? ๐ญ https://t.co/Eva2nobxYN
13. When this was the epitome of comedy:
the teacher asks the class what their favorite subject in school is i sit and wait as the kids say history, english or math they donโt know whatโs coming, the joke that will make them die of laughter finally itโs my turn to answer... โrecessโ they lose their fucking minds
14. When reading out loud was the most stressful part of the day:
in elementary school when we had to read to the whole class from a textbook i would count the kids in front of me so i could figure out what section i was reading so i could practice it before it got to my turn & thatโs where my anxiety started
15. When having this was the ULTIMATE flex:
all i want for my birthday is a 64 pack of crayons with the built in sharpener
16. When the locker room was 10% air and 90% body spray:
If you donโt remember choking on these in PE changing rooms, did you even go school????
17. When it was the most wonderful time of the year โ Scholastic Book Fair season:
me explaining why I need the crime scene investigation kit from the book fair catalog my mom
18. When you went hard at recess but still had to make it through class:
Sweating in class was one of the worst things about elementary school. You just came off a 4 touchdown performance at recess and your team won and now your sweating on the desk and they got you trying to do vocab.
19. When you heard footsteps near you in "heads down thumbs up":
This was me during heads down thumbs up https://t.co/iT2XJ3qOJL
20. When you walked around school with an ice pack on your face after getting hit with one of these bad boys:
Some of y'all never got smacked in the face with one of these when you were younger and it really shows
21. When you discovered the magic that was ~gourmet~ scented pencils:
@madisonhkays
22. When duct tape wallets were the height of fashion:
remember when kids used to sell homemade duct tape wallets in elementary school? or was that a fever dream?
23. And finally, when you heard the sweet, sweet sound of the TV cart rolling into the classroom:
When the teacher roll that TV in the classroom. #TweetLikeThe2000s