1.This possession scene straight out of a horror movie that can be yours for the small price of *checks notes* putting some gloves in the dryer:
2.This person's arm, which is 100% photographic evidence of what it was like to be a victim of Thano's snap in Infinity War:
3.These "rosebud" bed sheets that someone designed, looked at, and thought, "nope, these don't look like a crime scene at all!!!!"
4.This photo of what can only be an alternate universe, IRL version of Scooby Doo in which the mystery van broke down so Scooby and Shaggy have to travel by motorcycle:
5.These positively horrifying poached eggs that definitely look like the starting point for a The Last Of Us-style zombie virus:
6.This unexpectedly black sunflower that's definitely the emo sibling of it's sunflower family:
7.This long, narrow bathroom?? hallway with a toilet?? that is making me claustrophobic just looking at it:
8.This tree root that, I'm gonna be honest, looks a littttttle too much like a human body for my comfort:
9.This Uncrustables sandwich that, uh, is looking pretty damn crusty if you ask me:
10.This almost completely see-through toilet that — to be transparent — seems like it would be the thing of nightmares after a singular trip to Taco Bell:
11.This absolutely horrifying suit that I half-expect to bust out of its glass case and start chasing me:
12.This teeny tiny stop sign that looks like it's saying, "Stop...please? If you want to?"
13.This single-digit lock that feels like it should not be allowed to exist, because what's the point?????:
14.This poor lil' kitty that looks like a toy someone didn't quite screw on all the way:
15.This car covered in bumper-sticker-themed bumper stickers that definitely belongs to a TV character in one of those shows where they can't use actual brand names:
16.This sign that looks like it's calling out for help before this giant tree monster consumes it once and for all:
17.This look at the inside of a quarter that for some reason feels absolutely forbidden:
18.This car with a license plate that's just...a picture of the car (that's big Ron Swanson "I do what I want" energy if I've ever seen it):
19.This bag of not-so-green broccoli that uses an optical illusion to make it look fresher than it actually is, thus reminding us all why we have trust issues:
20.This dried up tube of superglue that kinda looks like someone's first attempt to make an invisibility potion:
21.This uber giant Funyun that — dare I say it? — may be the fun-nest Funyun of all:
22.This cute lil' cat named Pixel that is either the IRL version of Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch or a vampire who was cursed by a witch and turned into a kitty:
23.This photo of three real windows and one fake one that absolutely did not take me an embarrassingly long time to spot, nopeeee:
24.And finally, this person, who has a better grip on this water bottle WITH THE BACK OF THEIR HAND than I do on reality: