19 Times People Tried To Make Food But Instead Made Actual Nightmares

Personally, I will be thinking about these hardboiled egg Jell-O shots until the day I die.

1. This bean "burrito" that's definitely not poop:

Black bean "burrito" my roommate made with rice paper. He was out of tortillas and said, "I didn't think it would look like that." from shittyfoodporn

2. This thing that is somehow banana bread, but also a lab experiment gone wrong:

My roommate made "banana bread" that was both uncooked and burnt from shittyfoodporn

3. These hard-boiled egg Jell-O shots that are the real deviled eggs:

Jello shots being served out of hard-boiled eggs from shittyfoodporn

4. This...new...take on the classic gingerbread house:

Ramen house. Happy holidays. from shittyfoodporn

5. This PB&J sandwich that took some big creative liberties:

I made a peanut butter and jello sandwich. from shittyfoodporn

6. This nightmare-inducing sheep cake:

This was way cuter when I pictured it in my head from shittyfoodporn

7. This bowl of pasta that's impressive AND concerning:

Spaghetti O’s w/meatballs in a pepperoni bowl. from shittyfoodporn

8. This very creative attempt to make waffle fries:

Wanted to make waffle fries yesterday. I had none of the equipment necessary to make waffle fries, but I did have a chopstick and a dream. from shittyfoodporn

9. This steak-flavored marshmallow that looks a little too much like steak for my comfort:

Steak-flavored marshmallows. Recipe and a MUCH-needed explanation in the comments. from shittyfoodporn

10. These gummy bears that are proof just because we CAN doesn't mean we SHOULD:

I made ranch gummy bears so you don’t have to. from shittyfoodporn

11. These accidental brain buns:

Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn't work that well... from shittyfoodporn

12. This Frankenstein Wellington that's equally impressive and terrifying:

7-11 Wellington made of hot dogs and pizza from shittyfoodporn

13. This creation that I guess is technically a bean burrito:

2 ingredients from shittyfoodporn

14. This deconstructed burger salad:

Glasses of cheeseburger salad from shittyfoodporn

15. These, uh, "cookies" that were definitely missing an ingredient or two:

Chocolate chip cookies from shittyfoodporn

16. These spring rolls that don't feel very spring-y:

When spring rolls turn into condoms from shittyfoodporn

17. This cake that might've come to life in the oven:

Tried to make a cake. Not sure what went wrong. from shittyfoodporn

18. This creation that's somehow a masterpiece and a catastrophe at the same time:

Hot Dog Nativity Scene from shittyfoodporn

19. And finally, this bear-shaped ham that's straight from my nightmares:

Teddy Bear Shaped Ham from shittyfoodporn

h/t r/shittyfoodporn