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27 People Who Definitely Don't Think They're The Problem, But, Like, They Undeniably Are

If "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me!" was a person, it'd be these people.

1. The hotel that advertised this "Kids Eat Free" breakfast that was, uh, not free to say the least:

"2 kids eat free" for "$7.78"

2. The bank employee who saved this girl's number when she opened an account and texted her to go dancing?? As if she'd find that anything other than wildly creepy?:

"Let's go dancing soon"

3. The person who wrote this question, because everyone knows a shared ping pong table at work >>> a livable wage:

"A Ping-Pong table"

4. The hotel that decided that "breakfast included with stay" means a Pop-Tart, some Sunny D, and a bag of Ruffles???:

Sunny D, Pop-Tarts, and Ruffles

5. This aunt who decided to hijack a relative's Facebook post announcing the birth of their literal child, because her great grandson turned 1 month old on the same day:

"But you realize I have a new great grandson that is a month old today soooo!!!"

6. This a-hole who is so out of touch, he literally responded to his friend being short on cash by saying "Come have some LOBSTER with us":

"Flat broke my guy"

7. This CAT shampoo that says "cat" in the title, in the instructions, AND has a massive cat on the bottle, but in teeny tiny font says, "for use on dogs only":

"For Use on Dogs Only."

8. This person, who can probably stop wondering why they're still on a dating app:

"Delusional"

9. This (hopefully ex) friend who was certainly not happy that his "bro" thoughtfully commissioned some art of him and his recently deceased dog instead of getting something more flashy for his birthday:

"Its cool but bruh"

10. The passive-aggressive coworker who put up these signs about sniffling:

"People around you really don't want to hear that ALL DAY"

11. This girlypop who apparently will not be impressed unless you break the bank to woo her:

"if you're gonna leave me roses, feel free to leave a dozen."

12. This Airbnb host who tried to charge a customer ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for turning down the thermostat:

"There was no rules set that we could not change the thermostat."

13. The grinches, I mean, residents of this apartment complex who went to a building-wide game night and stole all the games and snacks so nobody else could have fun:

"Last night, somebody took most of the games home with them!"

14. The chef who decided to put sausage and peppers on the appetizer menu...and then proceeded to plate them like this:

Limp peppers on a piece of sausage

15. This waiter, who really tried to charge a customer for an $87 tip on an order that was $38, despite the customer noting the tip AND total at the bottom of the receipt:

"If that's right, you're good to go!"

16. The person who expressed feelings for their roommate (who is in a longterm relationship), was expectedly turned down, then decided to send them a cute little text out of the blue saying they need to move out:

"Let's talk more about this in person"

17. The person who left this warning on someone's car literalllllly right in front of the "visitors parking" sign:

"You have parked in a PRIVATE PARKING AREA"

18. This online shop that asks for tips at checkout, because apparently, we do that everywhere now:

"Add tip"

19. This boss who asked an employee to work a 17-hour shift (3:30 p.m. to 8:30 a.m.) on the 4th of July so he didn't have to work for 12 hours:

"I'm trying to prevent from having to do the holiday 10a-10pm schedule if all possible."

20. This Facebook Marketplace seller who had a customer driving 45 minutes to purchase a bookshelf, but decided to sell it to someone else while the original customer was on the way:

"I'm sorry. It's sold"

21. This landlord who agreed to give the tenant leaving the house a 24-hour warning before bringing new tenants for a walkthrough...and decidedly did not:

"I will be by in ten minutes"

22. The neighbor who saw absolutely nothing wrong with blocking the street for several days so other people can't access their homes while they renovate their own:

"Thanks neighbour"

23. The person who put a tip jar at the self-serve continental breakfast...so I guess the tip is for me, right?:

A tip jar

24. The landlord who is renting out an apartment in a home for $1,200 with no kitchen:

"No kitchen but you can bring a small refrigerator and microwave."

25. The designer who wrapped a bunch of planks together and said, "Surprise, it's a table!"

A bunch of wood being sold as a table

26. This Amtrak employee who said, "I can't see the problem, so there is none, bye!"

"It really doesn't seem like it"

27. And finally, this absolutely bonkers HOA policy that requires all dog owners to register their dogs' DNA for $86 each so they can test any poop they find in the neighborhood:

Dog Registration Policy

h/t r/mildlyinfuriating