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This all-crust pizza that is the thing of nightmares:
2.
These eggplant sneakers that make me want to get up and walk away from the dinner table:
3.
These patties with gummy bears inside that I can't wrap my head around:
4.
These Spaghettios Eggs Benedicts that look alarmingly classy:
5.
This pasta that may look like a normal mushroom Alfredo but is actually cold pasta, mayonnaise, and raisins:
6.
This strawberry and salami sandwich that has me shaking my head:
7.
This hard-boiled egg omelet that has truly left me speechless:
8.
This "Italian sushi" creation that really pushed the limits of what counts as sushi:
9.
This cheesesteak cheesecake that was, uh, definitely creative:
10.
This chaotic creation that turned the whole "pineapple on pizza" debate on its head:
11.
This leftover Chinese food waffle that is either the best or worst idea I've ever heard:
12.
This "sushi sausage" that really didn't need to exist:
13.
This deceptive birthday cake that's actually meatloaf and mashed potatoes:
14.
This kiwi pizza that looked at pineapple pizza and said "watch this":
15.
This take on ~fish and chips~ that definitely stank up the office:
16.
This pickle, Spaghettios, and spray cheese combo that raised my blood pressure just by looking at it:
17.
This sushi wrapped in melted American cheese that's making me a little queasy:
18.
And finally, this egg cake that radiates pure chaotic energy:
