2. I mean, who doesn’t love buying new things?
12. Good luck fitting your ample chest into something that fits you everywhere else.
21. Feet are essentially like thumbprints — each person has a completely different set.
So how are shoes supposed to actually fit any of us perfectly? They don’t. They just do not.
- "We can never apologize enough." United released its report on the plane dragging accident, and outlined changes it'll make to prevent similar incidents.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️