You can almost hear the photographer directing her: "This is your jungle army and they've appointed you their fabulous warrior queen!"
"Now prance, prance and leap with the shark!"
"Hoist the heaviest one atop your shoulders!"
Midway through the shoot Crystal got fed up with the yelling and took it out on the T-Rex.
And went to her go-to move, posing supinely over a marine mammal.
After a hard day's work both Crystal and the penguin looked a little, well... deflated.
Bonus not-as-fierce pool animal editorial pic from July 2012 Teen Vogue.
