
1. A bathing suit depicting the (possible) downside of being Disney's favorite underwater princess.



BlackMilk, $83
4. A hippo–shark hybrid that's possibly more terrifying than a straight up shark.


It certainly represents a new spin on Hungry Hungry Hippos.
VeraMeat, $170
9. A painterly rendering of a vaguely Sharknado-esque surrealist scene.


Plus starz! Kumiko Watari at Farfetch, $542
13. Or a cute printed tennis dress in a (slightly) similar print.



Dusen Dusen at Need Supply Co., $176
17. A Jaws pocket tee. Bonus: Put an iPod mini in the pocket and play the JAWS theme on repeat.


Urban Outfitters, $28.
19. A sharp button-down shirt printed to resemble a shark attack in progress.


It's not looking good for the shirt's wearer, even though the shirt itself does look good.
Lazy Oaf, $114
21. A tee that's not actually Chanel but awesome regardless. Sequins!


Drycleanonly at Farfetch, $413
26. An elegantly draped (and appropriately shredded) peekaboo shouldered caftan.


Mariel Manuel at FarFetch, on sale for $749
28. Multi-species shark leggings.


They've all got together to celebrate Shark Week too!
ModCloth, $35
29. A T-shirt just begging you to color in these sharks with little flecks of blood around their mouths.


Definitely pair it with these Hawaiian shorts, also.
Lazy Oaf at Urban Outfitters, $60
31. But if Shark Week is your true raison d'être (as it should be), celebrate with an 18-karat rose gold fossilized shark tooth "framed by a spray of shimmering pavé 1.08-carat diamonds."


Anita Ko at Net-A-Porter, $13,210