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    20 Of The Craziest Bras Ever Created

    Celebrate National No Bra Day by looking at bras that will make you never want to wear bras.

    1. Didn't think an oil rig bra existed? It definitely does.

    2. As does this very literal sports bra.

    Via funlock.blogspot.com

    Get it?

    3. And another bra designed by a word play fanatic.

    Via coolnwacky.com

    Great set of headlights!

    4. If puns aren't your thing (for shame), here's a bra that just plain makes no sense at all.

    5. And one perfect for horticulture enthusiasts.

    Via coolnwacky.com

    Or are those Frappuccinos?

    6. There's also a disgusting crustacean bra with claw clasps.

    Via xaxor.com

    7. And a vegetarian alternative.

    Via news.globalintimatewear.com

    Lettuce support you.

    8. You can ward off unwanted groping in this.

    Via xaxor.com

    9. And survive the apocalypse with this.

    Via xaxor.com

    Which are probably a thing somewhere.

    10. Showcase your inner warrior princess in this.

    Via weirdhut.com

    Xena style.

    11. And your inner cave lady in this.

    12. Bring literal meaning to "playing with boobs."

    13. And repurpose that holiday wreath.

    Via xaxor.com

    14. Bras do it all! They even store keys.

    15. On this blessed National No Bra Day, take time to remember who made all of these bizarre brassieres possible — Katy Perry.

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    Katy Perry is not one for subtlety.

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    19. And Lady Gaga.

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    If these don't make you want to celebrate National No Bra Day...

    ... I don't know what will.