1. Didn't think an oil rig bra existed? It definitely does.
Via coolnwacky.com
2. As does this very literal sports bra.
Via funlock.blogspot.com
Get it?
3. And another bra designed by a word play fanatic.
Via coolnwacky.com
Great set of headlights!
4. If puns aren't your thing (for shame), here's a bra that just plain makes no sense at all.
Via coolnwacky.com
5. And one perfect for horticulture enthusiasts.
Via coolnwacky.com
Or are those Frappuccinos?
6. There's also a disgusting crustacean bra with claw clasps.
Via xaxor.com
7. And a vegetarian alternative.
Via news.globalintimatewear.com
Lettuce support you.
8. You can ward off unwanted groping in this.
Via xaxor.com
9. And survive the apocalypse with this.
Via xaxor.com
Which are probably a thing somewhere.
10. Showcase your inner warrior princess in this.
Via weirdhut.com
Xena style.
11. And your inner cave lady in this.
12. Bring literal meaning to "playing with boobs."
13. And repurpose that holiday wreath.
Via xaxor.com
14. Bras do it all! They even store keys.
15. On this blessed National No Bra Day, take time to remember who made all of these bizarre brassieres possible — Katy Perry.
Via ecouterre.com
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Katy Perry is not one for subtlety.
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Via rollingstone.com
19. And Lady Gaga.
Via highsnobiety.com
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If these don't make you want to celebrate National No Bra Day...
... I don't know what will.
