1. Working in fashion is basically nothing like The Hills led you to believe. Firstly, you won't spend all your time at work doing this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via strawberriesandlentils.tumblr.com 2. True, the fashion business is never short on fancy events and rooftop parties — but you won't be invited. Via californiabody-southernmind.tumblr.com 3. Instead, you'll probably "work" the event. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via mtv.com 4. No, you can't let your friends crash. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Advertisement 5. And no, you can't do this to guests' faces. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Working in the "fashion closet" is never this calm or organized. Via mtv.com 7. You most definitely won't have daylong gossip sessions with your co-worker/BFF. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. And if you're actually working in a fashion closet, it won't look like a photo shoot for Elle Decor. Via mtv.com Advertisement 9. You also won't have any time to goof around or have any kind of fun whatsoever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via californiabody-southernmind.tumblr.com Because you'll be so busy, you feel like this all day, every day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You definitely won't have time to take care of a purse dog. Via mtv.com Unless you also keep your very own Lo at home to care for it for 14+ hours a day. 11. And you won't have the time or money to go on swanky dates on random weeknights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Some nights you'll be lucky to have the time or energy for dinner at all. Advertisement 12. But let's be honest — you're not meeting straight guys anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via jezebel.com 13. Oh, and if you were to meet Marc Jacobs (which you won't), you wouldn't treat him like like any old acquaintance. Via beautychatblog.com Because you'd be too busy doing this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Oh, and you'd never be in a major brand's fashion show because the model couldn't make it last-minute. Via mtv.com Advertisement 15. You will certainly not end up on a magazine cover. Via fashionway.gr 16. And you'll never be "the girl who didn't go to Paris," because you won't get asked. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And if you were miraculously asked to go and then turned it down to spend a summer with your loser boyfriend instead, you would never be asked again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Life lessons from Lauren Conrad: Always say yes to Paris. 18. You won't attend any galas or balls. And you definitely won't get to borrow clothes from Alberta Ferretti to wear to anything. Via mtv.com But you might get a free promotional T-shirt from a crappy gift bag your boss didn't want. Advertisement 19. You wouldn't leave a fabulous ball early to steal away on a motorcycle with a Frenchman. Via mtv.com Because if you had to be there for work and you just left, you'd get fired. 20. You actually might never work for, speak to, or come in contact with Kelly Cutrone. Via mtv.com Contrary to what every fashion reality show ever would lead you to believe. Are you feeling disappointed? Disillusioned? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via californiabody-southernmind.tumblr.com It's all The Hills' fault. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!