1. Horses have great hair. Better than yours, in fact. Have you ever been able to achieve this level of side-swept bang ferocity? Via shutterstock.com No. You haven't. 2. And this horse's hair is so utterly diaphanous, it looks fake. It's not; it's just preternaturally beautiful. Via vanners.org This horse feels sorry for you. 3. Even on a bad hair day, a horse's hair is still roughly 5,000% better than yours. Via Shutterstock Even the facial hair is spectacular. 4. Horses can do ombré in a subtle way that you haven't been able to master. Peter aka anemoneprojectors / Via Flickr: anemoneprojectors Advertisement 5. And they make pink look better than '90s-era Gwen Stefani. Via shutterstock.com Yeah, I said it. 6. Horses are the only species capable of combining jet black and platinum blonde that in no way looks trashy. Via vanners.org I challenge you to do the same. 7. Although, their natural hair colors are superior to anything we humans could replicate with a bottle. Alan Levine / Via Flickr: 37996646802@N01 The Farrah Fawcett of horses. 8. This hairstyle would look ridiculous on you. On this horse it's so adorable you can't even handle it. Murky1 / Via Flickr: 73806619@N00 Basically she's the MPDG of horses. Advertisement 9. Even awkward teenage horses still look more sophisticated and refined than you ever will as a human adult. Ewan Munro / Via Flickr: 55935853@N00 10. Horse hair can do things that Pinterest tutorials can't even handle. Steven Lilley / Via Flickr: 26170836@N05 So artful. 11. Like, how is this so beautiful? I would hang this picture on my wall as art. carterse / Via Flickr: 81881849@N00 12. And this! Nobody's rows have ever been this festive. Via horses-are-my-inspiration.tumblr.com Sorry, Snoop. Advertisement 13. This is the hair that Coachella fangirls live for. Via horses-are-my-inspiration.tumblr.com But cannot have. 14. And this horse has the beachy waves you've only previously seen in your dreams. ~carlinusje / Via carlinusje.deviantart.com Suck it, Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray. 15. And you could probably see your reflection in the sheen of this horse's mane. Via fanpop.com Not that you would want to, because you'd be reminded of your own hair's inferiority. 16. The way a horse's hair catches the afternoon light is a sight to behold. Via vanners.org And it's said that if it happens to you, you'll be blessed with 100 years' good luck. Advertisement 17. And how it floats in the wind. Not blows — floats. charlottedreaming.tumblr.com *Angels chime in a heavenly chorus.* 18. Like, is this even real? This horse is SO. PRETTY. Via bucklesandbridles.tumblr.com Prettier than Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Portman combined. 19. And admit it, if you saw this bombshell horse on the street, you'd ask to buy her a drink. Via all-wallpapers.net Hair is powerful that way. 20. Basically, horses are the most exquisitely coiffed of all living creatures. Julian Wolkenstein / Via julianwolkenstein.com And we should bow down. Via sciencecanbebeautiful.tumblr.com Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!