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OK So, It Kinda Seems Like The Weeknd And Angelina Jolie Definitely Banged, Thanks To The Lyrics On His New Album

Abel, tell us the truth.

At this point, If The Weeknd isn't dating Angelina Jolie, then he sure is taunting us.

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Way back in June 2021, rumors started circulating that the pair were dating after they were spotted grabbing dinner together in Los Angeles.

Angelina walking out of a building with one of her children
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(Because yes, this is Hollywood, so showing up in a public space with anyone means you're dating.)

THEN, two weeks later, they were spotted at a concert together.

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And finally, to really drive the dating rumors home, they went BACK to the same restaurant they were first spotted at for another potential date in September. Obviously, people have been desperate for answers.

Angelina waving on the left and Abel performing onstage on the right
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And now, it seems like we might finally have them. In The Weeknd's newest album, Dawn FM, which was released today, he sings quite a few lines that fans think directly reference Angelina...

For starters, the song "Here We Go...Again" has these lines:

And my new girl, she a movie star/ My new girl, she a movie star
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You know what Angelina Jolie is? A movie star.

And then it gets juicier...

I loved her right, make her scream like Neve Campbell
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This line seemingly references the two sleeping together (while also nodding to Neve Campbell, aka the famous horror actor from the Scream films).

Then on the song "Starry Eyes," he sings:

I only met you in my dreams before when I was young and alone in the world You were there when I needed someone to call my girl, And now you're my reality
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I read this as him referencing some of Angelina's older movies that (given the 15-year age gap) he would have watched as a child, and now he can't believe he's dating her.

And then...

And now you're my reality and i wanna feel you close, but you're defeated, baby Broken, hurtin', sufferin' from a shattered soul
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This could be a reference to Angelina's very public divorce from Brad Pitt.

And finally, in the same song:

I can be there 'til you're whole. You weren't touched my a man in so long 'cause the last time it was way too strong
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This one might be a stretch, but I think the specific reference to Angelina could be in the line, "You weren't touched by a man in so long," because post-Brad Pitt in 2016, Angelina had only a very brief fling with a real estate agent in 2018, and hasn't been linked to anyone romantically again until now.

Twitter seems to agree the lyrics are indeed referencing her.

“my new girl, she a movie star” me: ang—angelina jolie? #DawnFM

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not abel confirming he bagged angelina jolie

@emera7d / Via Twitter: @emera7d

abel’s new girl is a movie star .. u with angelina yes or no @theweeknd

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Abel ending up stepdad to all 37 of Angelina Jolie’s kids is not how I expected 2022 to go, but here we are.

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So The Weeknd is really dating Angelina Jolie huh . #DawnFM

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Until Angelina or Abel confirms, it's all just speculation. However, it kinda seems like The Weeknd really wants us to know it's her, and can we really blame him? I'd want everyone to know I bagged Angelina too.