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They're in your backyards — duh, right?
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Well they're also in your swimming pools, so don't get cocky.
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They're at your local beach, ready to ruin your summer.
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They're on your porches — oh, and they brought their children.
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They're on your car roofs, waiting for you to open your doors.
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They're on (and in) your side mirrors too.
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Not even other spiders are safe from spiders. Be on alert!
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Psst, they're in your closets.
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They're sitting by your windows wondering when you'll be home.
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They're lurking by your zippers.
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And they're right smack dab on your camera lenses.
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They're on your basement floors.
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They're crawling across your carpets.
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They're in your computers.
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And they're living underneath tables you once thought were safe — you don't even know they're there.
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They're also ON YOUR DAMN BED!
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AND IN YOUR KITCHEN CUPBOARDS.
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THEY'RE ON YOUR ONIONS.
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR SHOES.
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ALERT: THEY ARE IN YOUR TRAIL MIX.
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AND HIDING BEHIND YOUR DOORS.
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INSIDE OF THE TELEVISION?! COME ON. SERIOUSLY?
