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    23 Photos That Prove Nowhere Is Safe From Spiders

    Sooner or later, they're going to get you.

    1. They're in your backyards — duh, right?

    2. Well they're also in your swimming pools, so don't get cocky.

    3. They're at your local beach, ready to ruin your summer.

    4. They're on your porches — oh, and they brought their children.

    5. They're on your car roofs, waiting for you to open your doors.

    6. They're on (and in) your side mirrors too.

    7. Not even other spiders are safe from spiders. Be on alert!

    8. Psst, they're in your closets.

    9. They're sitting by your windows wondering when you'll be home.

    10. They're lurking by your zippers.

    11. And they're right smack dab on your camera lenses.

    12. They're on your basement floors.

    13. They're crawling across your carpets.

    14. They're in your computers.

    15. And they're living underneath tables you once thought were safe — you don't even know they're there.

    16. They're also ON YOUR DAMN BED!

    17. AND IN YOUR KITCHEN CUPBOARDS.

    18. THEY'RE ON YOUR ONIONS.

    19. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR SHOES.

    20. ALERT: THEY ARE IN YOUR TRAIL MIX.

    21. AND HIDING BEHIND YOUR DOORS.

    22. INSIDE OF THE TELEVISION?! COME ON. SERIOUSLY?

    23. *DIES*