2. Your pet is always super chill with your Netflix choice.
There’s never a disagreement on that front.
5. When you can, you eat every major meal together.
8. Which can also make it difficult to find a roommate.
10. You rarely go to parties because you wouldn’t be able to bring your true best friend along.
Unless you’re this guy.
11. And you put way more effort into your pet’s birthday than you do your own.
13. The wallpaper on your phone is—you guessed it—you and your pet.
14. Your relationship to your pet has influenced your identity in all forums.
16. If you haven’t done it yet, you’ve seriously considered getting a photo of you and your pet framed.
17. You guys have taken, like, a million selfies together.
18. You already have your best man or maid of honor picked out.
19. Like best friends do, you’re ALWAYS bailing them out of trouble.
20. They’re into all the same weird things that you’re into.
That goes without saying.
22. They’re the only one who can cheer you up at the end of a bad day.
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