1. Why use a clothesline when you can just use a plate?
2. Why use an iPad with an image of a plate when you can just use a plate?
3. Why use a toilet when you can just use a plate?
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4. Why use a shoe made of gelatin when you can just use a plate?
5. Why use a twig in a rock with a hole drilled in it when you can just use a plate?
6. Why use a magnetically levitating pillow when you can just use a plate?
7. Why use a sandbox when you can just use a plate?
8. Why use this thing that looks like a hoverboard when you can just use a plate?
9. Why use a glass chalice when you can just use a plate?
10. Why use a bookshelf when you can just use a plate?
11. Why use a crushed beer can on a dirty ashtray when you can just use a plate?
12. Why use a log when you can just use a plate?
13. Why use a tiny golden chair when you can just use a plate?
14. Why use this giraffe statuette when you can just use a plate?
15. Why use a toolbox when you can just use a plate?
16. Why use a metal hook when you can just use a plate?
17. Why use an iron when you can just use a plate?
18. Why use a sink when you can just use a plate?
19. Why use a mousetrap on a plate when you could've just used the plate?
20. Why use a shovel when you can just use a plate?
21. And finally, why use nothing when you can just use a plate?
