If Halloween Candies Were Actually Typical College Students

We all know every kind of Halloween candy has a distinct personality, but who would they be on a college campus?

Sour Skittles

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That person in your group projects that is willing to do the majority of the work but wants to drag out meetings unnecessarily when you just want to go to sleep.

Sweet and sour.

You love them, but you kinda hate them at the same time.

Twix

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The overly political.

Choose left, choose right, or get the hell out.

Seen as somewhat abrasive, but their inside is as soft as caramel.

The lovable bastards can't help themselves.

Milk Duds

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The flirt.

Initially, they’re great.

A small lifetime later, you're still trying to figure out where things are going and you’d rather just pull your teeth out instead.

Almond Joy

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That weird dude who dresses like he is from somewhere tropical and rides a long board everywhere on campus.

Really, he's just from the end of a cul-de-sac in some landlocked Midwestern suburb.

Most people think he's weird and gross.

Whatever this shit is

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That person who is always around for some reason, begging to be used in any way, shape, or form.

Their friends would literally rather trek home from the bars than get a ride from them.

Candy Corn

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The peculiar drunk person that shows up to the pre-game way too pumped.

Nobody is entirely sure where they came from, but they just sit in the corner because no one wants to talk to them.

They get kicked out when the party ends.

100 Grand

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The unsung hero.

That under appreciated friend that is always there but doesn't get credit until someone needs them.

Turns out they’re actually the epitome of a quality, trustworthy friend.

Being low-key makes them that much better.

Reese's

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The lovable one that no one ever explicitly invites to the party.

Everyone is always thrilled when they show up and they’re never turned away.

Raisins

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That health nut that has to tell EVERYONE they’re organic, vegan, paleo, gluten-free and do Crossfit.

(PS. If you’re the person who gives out raisins at Halloween, you’re an asshole.

Raisins aren’t even a candy.

Just be cool. For once.

Think of the children.)

Double Bubble

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That cute person in your class you are super attracted to.

You got assigned seats next to each other and you think it's your lucky day.

Within 30 seconds of actually talking to them, you realize they have less personality than a piece of wood. You’d rather shoot yourself in the face than attempt to pitifully converse with this human for an entire semester, but you're stuck with them.

Turtles

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They’re a quality friend, but something about them talking about their expensive car all the time makes everyone resent them a little bit.

Everybody still loves them though.

Anyone that doesn’t is a filthy liar or a communist.

Plain Chocolate Bar

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The stereotypical, basic-ass sorority girl with little to no personality.

Everyone still wants them around, but it's not their first choice.

Rolos

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That foreign exchange student from some pretentious European country.

They've been relatively accepted in their new home.

They’re not best friends with any Americans yet, but they aren’t ignored or disrespected.

You're on your way, kid.

Hershey's

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The everyman.

No they weren't the captain of the football team or graduated cum laude,

but that's okay.

They’re dependable and always get the job done.

Snickers

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The practical student.

Smart, but doesn't work too hard.

Doesn't show off.

Gets the job done.

Black Licorice

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The campus hipster who wears nothing but earth tone flannels and Chacos that can always be found at the local artisanal coffee shop.

You either love ‘em or hate ‘em.