The long-awaited sequel to 2001's Zoolander isn't due in theaters until next year, but the first teaser trailer has arrived, and it is really, really good looking.
In it, an all-knowing robotic voice explains the history of the universe, from the Big Bang theory to the evolution of human intelligence.
It then delves into the brain of Derek Zoolander, coiner of the term "eugoogly" and male model brought down by the nefarious left turn.
But it is still unable to answer one pressing question that is plaguing Zoolander (and all of humankind).
Why indeed, Derek. Perhaps Zoolander 2 can finally end the quest for that answer.
Watch the teaser in its entirety here, and practice your Blue Steel until 2016:
